1. You will definitely run into that ex whose calls you stopped returning.
2. Just because being sober might feel dull at times, that doesn’t mean it’s not exactly what you need.
3. A cat is not the solution to all your problems.
4. Neither is rebounding with your friend’s ex.
5. A funeral is the wrong time to ask about your book deal.
6. When in doubt, fake it.
7. You may get a second chance, but you will not get a third, fourth, and fifth one.
8. You are no more special or gifted than your co-workers.
9. Do not underestimate the “nice one.” She sees everything.
10. A little role-playing can spice up any relationship, but set ground rules beforehand.
11. Cherish the time you have with your loved ones.
12. People die all the time. Some of them may even ask you to help. Be wary.
13. Patti LuPone is right about everything.
14. You can’t win your ex back by pretending that nothing has happened.
15. It is pathological to keep going after guys with girlfriends.
16. When your boyfriend tells you he needs space, listen.
17. Your friends are even more talented than you realize.
18. No one likes it when you stage door.
19. Friends and lovers come and go. In the end, happiness comes from within.
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