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The 15 Worst Kinds Of Drunk People

Be on the lookout for these drunk idiots — but more importantly, make sure you're not one of them.

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2. The one who's trying to be suave.

Isn't it great how alcohol turns you into James Bond? Except that only happens in your head. In real life, what you think is charm is actually just you being sloppy.

3. The one who can't stop crying.

Is it over a relationship? The stresses of school? The last episode of The Vampire Diaries? Irrelevant. All that matters is that when this person starts sobbing, there's no stopping.


6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets drunk.

This isn't just annoying: it's INCREDIBLY dangerous. Being a DD is a big responsibility. Yes, it's a pain sometimes, but getting drunk when you're the head of the carpool is total asshole behavior.


12. The one who won't shut up about being drunk.

The only thing worse than bragging about how not drunk you are is doing the opposite. Yes, we're all drinking — no one is surprised that alcohol is impairing your motor skills. But go ahead and tell the world. I'm sure someone gives a crap.

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