TV and Movies·Posted on Sep 23, 2013The "Dexter" Series Finale Was Unbelievably AwfulDexter has been up and down for a while, but nothing could have prepared us for a finale that bad. MAJOR SPOILERS for "Remember the Monsters?"by Louis PeitzmanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Um. What the hell was that. OK, so, Dexter is fleeing Miami with Hannah and Harrison. Showtime But he gets a call that his sister's been shot. Showtime So Dexter runs to Deb in the hospital, and she tells him to go to Argentina because he deserves a happy ending. Showtime The sociopath serial killer deserves a happy ending? Sure, that makes sense. Blah, blah, flashbacks. Showtime Rita is conspicuously absent. Then Dexter sends Hannah and Harrison off to Argentina without him. Showtime Because he is the worst boyfriend and father ever. Saxon is very easily apprehended by the police. Showtime Miami Metro sure picked a good time to stop being completely incompetent. Debra takes a turn for the worse. Showtime Hey, it's the series finale. Somebody had to die, right? Hannah almost gets caught, but then she doesn't. Showtime Because duh, she carries around a hypodermic needle full of horse tranquilizer with her at all times. Don't you? Also, let's take a moment to LOL at Elway's face here. Dexter kills Saxon. With a pen to the neck. And a lot of witnesses. Showtime I mean, I guess he's upset about Deb, but this is still really out of character. Did he suddenly forget how to murder properly? He's also acknowledged that Miami Metro has a solid case against Saxon. Oh well. The other cops are totally cool with it, by the way. Showtime Remember when Quinn was pretty sure Dexter was a murderer? Well, neither does Quinn, apparently. Dex decides to take his sister off life support. Showtime Which is fair. But what he does next makes NO SENSE AT ALL. He STEALS HER BODY. Showtime She died of natural causes. Why is he running away with her body?! Oh, OK, it's so he can THROW HER INTO THE OCEAN. Showtime Um. Maybe she would have wanted a proper burial? Too late for that now! And then Dexter sails off into a bad CGI hurricane. Showtime Yep. Suicide by hurricane. Meanwhile, Hannah and Harrison are still waiting for him in Argentina. Awkward! Hannah is sad for a few seconds when she learns the love of her life is dead. Then she takes Harrison for ice cream. Showtime Hey, man, the grieving process is complicated. But it turns out Dexter isn't dead. He's just a lumberjack with a really unfortunate beard now. Showtime Seriously. This is THE END OF THE SERIES. The final shot is bearded Dex looking at the camera. Showtime But this was mostly obscured by audience members throwing shit at their TVs. How much did you hate Dexter's series finale? Or can you defend it?