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The "Dexter" Series Finale Was Unbelievably Awful

Dexter has been up and down for a while, but nothing could have prepared us for a finale that bad. MAJOR SPOILERS for "Remember the Monsters?"

Um. What the hell was that.

OK, so, Dexter is fleeing Miami with Hannah and Harrison.

But he gets a call that his sister's been shot.

So Dexter runs to Deb in the hospital, and she tells him to go to Argentina because he deserves a happy ending.

Blah, blah, flashbacks.

Then Dexter sends Hannah and Harrison off to Argentina without him.

Saxon is very easily apprehended by the police.

Debra takes a turn for the worse.

Hannah almost gets caught, but then she doesn't.

Dexter kills Saxon. With a pen to the neck. And a lot of witnesses.

The other cops are totally cool with it, by the way.

Dex decides to take his sister off life support.


Oh, OK, it's so he can THROW HER INTO THE OCEAN.

And then Dexter sails off into a bad CGI hurricane.

Hannah is sad for a few seconds when she learns the love of her life is dead. Then she takes Harrison for ice cream.

But it turns out Dexter isn't dead. He's just a lumberjack with a really unfortunate beard now.

The final shot is bearded Dex looking at the camera.

How much did you hate Dexter's series finale? Or can you defend it?