1. There's no culture.
2. There's no history.
3. There's always traffic.
4. Everyone is an aspiring something.
5. Anyone who isn't in the industry is a bitter failure.
6. Shallowness abounds.
7. There's no natural beauty.
8. There are no seasons.
9. There's no central destination.
10. Everyone is way too chill.
11. All the "hippie shit."
12. It's not New York.

