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    The Best Tweets Of The Golden Globes

    Sure, the Golden Globes were fun, but most of us were more glued to our computers than to the TV screen. And the awards for best tweets go to...

    Best Assessment of Cleavage

    So are we just supposed to showcase the space between our tits now mostly? #GoldenGlobes2013 #sternumshowcase

    So are we just supposed to showcase the space between our tits now mostly? #GoldenGlobes2013 #sternumshowcase-- Chelsea Peretti

    Best Explanation of Debra Messing

    Debra Messing just flipped her switch to "LAUGHTER"

    Debra Messing just flipped her switch to "LAUGHTER"-- bobby finger

    Best Explanation of Christoph Waltz

    Christoph Waltz talks like he's in the middle of trying to make up an excuse.

    Christoph Waltz talks like he's in the middle of trying to make up an excuse.-- Jess Dweck

    Best RNC Callback

    Miss Golden Globe is Clint Eastwood's daughter, so she'll be speaking to a highchair.

    Miss Golden Globe is Clint Eastwood's daughter, so she'll be speaking to a highchair.-- Dave Itzkoff

    Best "Homeland" Reference

    That was the first time Brody's son was on television without being dismissively cut off. #GoldenGlobes

    That was the first time Brody's son was on television without being dismissively cut off. #GoldenGlobes-- Damien Fahey

    Best Analysis of Adele's Accent

    She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is "a room somewhere far away from the cold night air."

    She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is "a room somewhere far away from the cold night air."-- Chris Schleicher

    Best Interpretation of Kevin Costner's Bizarre Speech

    Kevin Costner shouldn't have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech

    Kevin Costner shouldn't have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech-- Bill Magee

    Best Acknowledgment of Weird Mustaches

    So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes

    So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes-- Liana Maeby

    Best Insider Analysis

    If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs "chatting" with each other, you hear " SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE" #GoldenGlobes

    If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs "chatting" with each other, you hear " SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE" #GoldenGlobes-- Sarah Thyre

    Best Summary of the Movie No One Saw

    Hi, wait, I'm sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite

    Hi, wait, I'm sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite-- Julie Klausner

    Best Tweet by a Golden Globe Nominee

    Louie CK is funny, he's just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes

    Louie CK is funny, he's just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes-- Danny Zuker

    Best Shade Thrown at Lea Michele

    When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan

    When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan-- Janine Brito

    Best Backhanded Compliment

    Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we'll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.

    Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we'll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.-- Ben Siemon

    Best Fake Complaint

    Lena Dunham's acceptance speech didn't have enough minorities in it.

    Lena Dunham's acceptance speech didn't have enough minorities in it.-- Jess Dweck

    Best Response to an Actual Complaint

    I'd rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels

    I'd rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels-- shelby fero

    Best Understanding of How the Internet Works

    Glenn Close wins for best future gif-- Sara Schaefer

    Best Explanation of Robert Downey Jr.

    Robert Downey Jr. talks like he's always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes

    Robert Downey Jr. talks like he's always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes-- Jensen Karp

    Best Shade Thrown at Jodie Foster

    Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes

    Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes-- Louis Virtel

    Best Shade Thrown at Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner

    You're not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you're ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.

    You're not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you're ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.-- Chris Schleicher

    Best Dramatization of Backstage Events

    Anne Hathaway: "I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?" Anne Hathaway's Assistant: "OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!" [throws phone out window]

    Anne Hathaway: "I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?" Anne Hathaway's Assistant: "OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!" [throws phone out window]-- Chrisss

    Best Shade Thrown at Daniel Day Lewis

    Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.

    Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.-- Leslie Grossman

    Best Reference to Ray Romano Based on a Promo for Another NBC Show

    Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes

    Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes-- aaron blitzstein

    Best Sad Commentary on Our Empty Lives

    That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes

    That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes-- caprice crane

    Best Moral of the Evening

    J. Lo's standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better

    J. Lo's standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better-- Lindsey Weber

    And finally... Best Promise Fulfilled

    Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It's like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong

    Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It's like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong-- Lena Dunham

    @lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me... (I'm a big fan) Keep up the great work!

    @lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me... (I'm a big fan) Keep up the great work!-- Chad Lowe

    @ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)

    @ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)-- Lena Dunham

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