Best Assessment of Cleavage
So are we just supposed to showcase the space between our tits now mostly? #GoldenGlobes2013 #sternumshowcase
So are we just supposed to showcase the space between our tits now mostly? #GoldenGlobes2013 #sternumshowcase-- Chelsea Peretti
Best Explanation of Debra Messing
Debra Messing just flipped her switch to "LAUGHTER"
Debra Messing just flipped her switch to "LAUGHTER"-- bobby finger
Best Explanation of Christoph Waltz
Christoph Waltz talks like he's in the middle of trying to make up an excuse.
Christoph Waltz talks like he's in the middle of trying to make up an excuse.-- Jess Dweck
Best RNC Callback
Miss Golden Globe is Clint Eastwood's daughter, so she'll be speaking to a highchair.
Miss Golden Globe is Clint Eastwood's daughter, so she'll be speaking to a highchair.-- Dave Itzkoff
Best "Homeland" Reference
That was the first time Brody's son was on television without being dismissively cut off. #GoldenGlobes
That was the first time Brody's son was on television without being dismissively cut off. #GoldenGlobes-- Damien Fahey
Best Analysis of Adele's Accent
She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is "a room somewhere far away from the cold night air."
She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is "a room somewhere far away from the cold night air."-- Chris Schleicher
Best Interpretation of Kevin Costner's Bizarre Speech
Kevin Costner shouldn't have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech
Kevin Costner shouldn't have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech-- Bill Magee
Best Acknowledgment of Weird Mustaches
So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes
So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes-- Liana Maeby
Best Insider Analysis
If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs "chatting" with each other, you hear " SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE" #GoldenGlobes
If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs "chatting" with each other, you hear " SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE" #GoldenGlobes-- Sarah Thyre
Best Summary of the Movie No One Saw
Hi, wait, I'm sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite
Hi, wait, I'm sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite-- Julie Klausner
Best Tweet by a Golden Globe Nominee
Louie CK is funny, he's just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes
Louie CK is funny, he's just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes-- Danny Zuker
Best Shade Thrown at Lea Michele
When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan
When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan-- Janine Brito
Best Backhanded Compliment
Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we'll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.
Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we'll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.-- Ben Siemon
Best Fake Complaint
Lena Dunham's acceptance speech didn't have enough minorities in it.
Lena Dunham's acceptance speech didn't have enough minorities in it.-- Jess Dweck
Best Response to an Actual Complaint
I'd rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels
I'd rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels-- shelby fero
Best Understanding of How the Internet Works
Glenn Close wins for best future gif
Glenn Close wins for best future gif-- Sara Schaefer
Best Explanation of Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. talks like he's always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes
Robert Downey Jr. talks like he's always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes-- Jensen Karp
Best Shade Thrown at Jodie Foster
Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes
Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes-- Louis Virtel
Best Shade Thrown at Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner
You're not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you're ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.
You're not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you're ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.-- Chris Schleicher
Best Dramatization of Backstage Events
Anne Hathaway: "I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?" Anne Hathaway's Assistant: "OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!" [throws phone out window]
Anne Hathaway: "I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?" Anne Hathaway's Assistant: "OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!" [throws phone out window]-- Chrisss
Best Shade Thrown at Daniel Day Lewis
Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.
Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.-- Leslie Grossman
Best Reference to Ray Romano Based on a Promo for Another NBC Show
Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes
Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes-- aaron blitzstein
Best Sad Commentary on Our Empty Lives
That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes
That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes-- caprice crane
Best Moral of the Evening
J. Lo's standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better
J. Lo's standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better-- Lindsey Weber
And finally... Best Promise Fulfilled
Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It's like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong
Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It's like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong-- Lena Dunham
@lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me... (I'm a big fan) Keep up the great work!
@lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me... (I'm a big fan) Keep up the great work!-- Chad Lowe
@ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)
@ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)-- Lena Dunham