The 16 Silliest ABBA Lyrics

    They're one of the greatest pop groups of all time, but those lyrics... In their defense, English wasn't their first language.

    16. "Lay All Your Love On Me"

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    "It was like shooting a sitting duck

    A little small talk, a smile and baby I was stuck"

    15. "Super Trouper"

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    "I was sick and tired of everything

    When I called you last night from Glasgow

    All I do is eat and sleep and sing

    Wishing every show was the last show"

    14. "Mamma Mia"

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    "Mamma mia, here I go again

    My my, how can I resist you?

    Mamma mia, does it show again?

    My my, just how much I've missed you"

    13. "The Winner Takes It All"

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    "The gods may throw the dice

    Their minds as cold as ice

    And someone way down here

    Loses someone dear"

    12. "When All Is Said and Done"

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    "In our lives, we have walked some strange and lonely treks

    Slightly worn, but dignified, and not too old for sex

    We're still striving for the sky,

    Got taste for humble pie"

    11. "Summer Night City"

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    "It's elusive, call it glitter

    Somehow something turns me on

    Some folks only see the litter

    We don't miss them when they're gone"

    10. "I Have a Dream"

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    "I believe in angels

    Something good in everything I see

    I believe in angels

    When I know the time is right for me

    I'll cross the stream — I have a dream"

    9. "Waterloo"

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    "My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender

    Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way"

    8. "Thank You for the Music"

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    "And I've often wondered, how did it all start?

    Who found out that nothing can capture a heart

    Like a melody can?

    Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan"

    7. "Fernando"

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    "I was so afraid Fernando

    We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die

    And I'm not ashamed to say

    The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry"

    6. "When I Kissed the Teacher"

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    "I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher

    Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher

    Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry

    And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher"

    5. "Me and I"

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    "We're like sun and rainy weather

    Sometimes we're a hit together

    Me and I"

    4. "Eagle"

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    "Is it true I'm an eagle?

    Is it true I can spread my wings?

    Flying high, high, I'm a bird in the sky

    (I'm an eagle)"

    3. "The Visitors"

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    "The signal's sounding once again and someone tries the doorknob

    None of my friends would be so stupidly impatient"

    2. "On and On and On"

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    "Standing up is scary if you think you're gonna fall

    Like a Humpty Dumpty, 'fraid of falling off the wall"

    1. "Tiger"

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    "And if I meet you,

    What if I eat you?

    I am the tiger"