3. And a dork.
4. You’re allergic to EVERYTHING.
5. Nothing ever really goes your way.
6. You’re gullible.
13. You don’t know how to act your age.
17. You’re unlucky in love.
24. Which is why you’re desperate for attention.
25. Sometimes it feels like nothing can cheer you up.
26. Your friends can’t help but notice your sad-sack attitude.
27. And it’s bringing them down.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀