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11 Santas Who Might Kill You

Santa Claus: fat, jolly, homicidal. St. Nick is usually a force for good, but every once in a while, Santa (or someone dressed like him) goes on a festive killing spree.

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4. Krampus (Alpine folklore)

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Krampus is a terrifying Christmas demon, as seen on The Venture Bros. and American Dad. He's actually the anti-Santa, but he's scary and festive enough to be included here.

6. "Santa" (Tales From the Crypt, "And All Through the House")

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Escaped mental patient Santa is frightening enough without thinking about how long it's been since he washed that beard.

10. Harry (Christmas Evil/You Better Watch Out)

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Yep, another kid whose childhood trauma (he saw Mommy fondling Santa Claus) turned him into a psychopath. John Waters called Christmas Evil the best Christmas movie ever.

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