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    Ranking Liz Lemon's "30 Rock" Boyfriends

    For a hapless loser, Liz Lemon has done pretty well in the guy department. Here's a ranking of the men in her life.

    7. Dennis Duffy


    - Always around (has been in every season of 30 Rock)

    - Makes Liz laugh

    - Calls himself the love of Liz's life


    - Currently married with an adopted son named Black Dennis

    - Calls Liz "dummy"

    - Beeper King was a career high for him

    6. Wesley Snipes


    - British (cool accent)

    - Fun on Nitrous oxide, if not at any other point

    - Very willing to settle


    - Hates Liz, and it's mutual

    - Mocks Liz's past romantic failures

    - Uses Britishisms that aren't real ("sweeps" for spring cleaning)

    5. Carol Burnett


    - He's a pilot, which is the next best thing to being an astronaut

    - Away often enough that Liz isn't overwhelmed

    - Shares a name with comedy legend Carol Burnett


    - Wants to commit more than Liz does

    - Cries, and it's very awkward

    - Shares too many of Liz's neuroses and quirks

    4. Drew Baird


    - Freakishly attractive

    - He's a doctor (not a good one, but still)

    - Jon fucking Hamm


    - Completely awful at literally everything he does

    - Serious safety hazard to be around

    - Hooks for hands

    3. Criss Chros


    - Put a ring on it (he and Liz are married, with children!)

    - Genuinely good-natured

    - Sells his van to help Liz renovate her apartment


    - Not the brightest (sells his van to a "really nice young guy on meth")

    - Perpetually unemployed

    - Loves trampolines, even though they're death traps

    2. Floyd DeBarber


    - Sends flowers to his girlfriends

    - Looking to settle down with someone

    - Gets along with Liz's friends


    - Gets along too well with Jack, which compromises his time with Liz

    - Can't handle the fast-paced New York lifestyle

    - Married to someone who isn't Liz

    1. Astronaut Mike Dexter


    - He's an astronaut, which is the noblest and coolest profession

    - Well-connected (also the king of Monaco)

    - Will watch Dancing with the Stars


    - Fictional

    - But really, that's it!

    - He's perfect