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    Ranking Every Ride At Disneyland By Scariness

    Disneyland and the adjoining California Adventure are two of the best theme parks on Earth, but not every attraction is for the faint of heart. Here is a ranking of every ride by scariness (based on my personal hang-ups and phobias).

    52. Casey Jr. Circus Train

    51. Heimlich's Chew Chew Train

    50. King Arthur Carrousel

    49. King Triton's Carousel of the Sea

    48. Mark Twain Riverboat

    47. Sailing Ship Columbia

    46. Dumbo the Flying Elephant

    45. The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Undersea Adventure

    44. Storybook Land Canal Boats

    43. Disneyland Railroad

    42. Autopia

    41. Tuck and Roll's Drive 'Em Buggies

    40. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

    39. Muppet*Vision 3D

    38. Alice in Wonderland

    37. Francis' Ladybug Boogie

    36. Luigi's Flying Tires

    35. Monsters, Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue!

    34. Peter Pan's Flight

    33. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters

    32. Toy Story Midway Mania!

    31. Pirates of the Caribbean

    30. Jumpin' Jellyfish

    29. Golden Zephyr

    28. It's a Small World

    27. Star Tours—The Adventures Continue

    26. Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room

    25. Jungle Cruise

    24. Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin

    23. The Haunted Mansion

    22. Captain EO Tribute

    21. Pinocchio's Daring Journey

    20. Soarin' Over California

    19. Disneyland Monorail

    18. Astro Orbiter

    17. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

    16. Mickey's Fun Wheel

    15. Gadget's Go Coaster

    14. Silly Symphony Swings

    13. Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage

    12. Radiator Springs Racers

    11. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

    10. Matterhorn Bobsleds

    9. Grizzly River Run

    8. Splash Mountain

    7. Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye

    6. Goofy's Sky School

    5. Mad Tea Party

    4. Space Mountain

    3. California Screamin'

    2. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

    1. Snow White's Scary Adventures