1. When Billith went on his rampage. HBO He's just so scary and ... gross. 2. When Luna died. HBO Well, that was fast. 3. When Bill flew up into the air. HBO Conclusion: Billith is RIDICULOUS. 4. When the governor said he was going to shut down all vampire-owned businesses. HBO And when you realized that included Fangtasia. Oh, and he's instituting a vampire curfew — like that'll stick. 5. When Tara confronted a crying Pam. HBO And then they had sex. Yes, they totally did. Tara was zipping up her pants in the next scene, and Pam later confirmed it. 6. When Jason had a gun on Sookie and said she was dead to him. HBO On the one hand, bummer. On the other, Jason is a total asshole now. She's better off. 7. When Bill summoned Jessica and she started vomiting blood. HBO And then her heart nearly exploded. Guess that's what happens when you try to ignore Billith. 8. When Alcide ate the arm. HBO UGH. This is like the one time I don't want to make out with Alcide. 9. When Rutger Hauer showed up. HBO RUTGER HAUER. 10. When Sookie staked Bill. HBO And then Bill PULLED THE STAKE OUT. Total Billith move. Guess he can't be killed that way, which is comforting. 11. When Alcide had a hot werewolf threesome. HBO Best line: "I'm your number one bitch. Don't ever forget it." Noted! 12. When Sookie rescinded Eric's invitation to her home. HBO BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. Sigh. Crying bloody tears over here. 13. When Andy's faerie children grew up VERY quickly. HBO And then giggled. CREEPY. 14. When the mysterious stranger revealed himself to be Warlow. HBO Or is he? Rutger Hauer is credited as Niall. Hmm. 15. When Lilith entered Bill's body from three different directions. HBO I thought she was already inside him. Have we been calling him "Billith" for nothing? Also, why are there three of her? Next week on True Blood... Not really. But we can dream!