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18 New Year's Resolutions From 1992

Another year, another slew of New Year's resolutions. What would yours have looked like 20 years ago?

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3. Leave the house on Saturday nights despite great TV programming.

Nickelodeon's original Snick line-up (Clarissa Explains It All, Roundhouse, Ren & Stimpy, Are You Afraid of the Dark) made it tough to get off the couch, whether or not it was big and orange.


5. Work on your Jack Nicholson impression.

A Few Good Men was released on Dec. 11, which means you still have time to perfect your "You can't handle the truth!" before it falls out of fashion. (Just kidding, it will always be hilarious.)


9. Quit crushing on Paul Reiser.

Mad About You debuted in September, so you get a pass for a couple months. But if you're still hankering for a hot slab of Paul by summer 2013, you're only letting yourself down.

12. Finish mourning "The Golden Girls."

I know it's hard, but all good things must come to an end. The Golden Girls aired its series finale in May. (You could always watch the spin-off, The Golden Palace.)