"Mistresses" Is The Best Worst Show On TV
Is anyone else watching ABC's steamy late-night soap Mistresses? It's grade-A garbage.
Mistresses is not a good show.
It's ostensibly a show about friendship.
But really, it's a show about doin' it.
Like, EVERYONE cheats.
And then they talk about it, endlessly.
And they do it all in public, even when the conversation moves from infidelity to assisted suicide.
And TEARS. Obviously.
Look, I'm not going to lie to you: this isn't quality TV.
But it's the summer. What are you doing that you can't make time in your schedule for something trashy and absurd?
Would it help if I told you Sun from Lost is in it?
And that there are hot guys?
And that Alyssa Milano is stubbornly refusing to age?
WHAT IS HER SECRET.
You can even fast-forward to the sex scenes.
There are plenty to choose from!