Macklemore, Will You Be My Valentine?

Hey, Macklemore, can we go ring shopping?

1. I have a crush on you, Macklemore.

I can’t deny it any longer.

2. I’m sure you get this all the time.

But I hope you’re not sick of hearing it.

3. I just think you’re really talented, OK?

4. And, you know, really hot.

5. I respect you for overcoming addiction.

I’ve struggled with sobriety too. Maybe we can go to a meeting together.

6. And your passion for LGBT rights.

I’m gay. It’s OK that you’re not.

7. I dig your Batman pajamas.

8. I mean, just your style in general.

Can we share clothes?

9. Sometimes you’re goofy, and it’s sexy.

10. Sometimes you’re serious.

And it’s still sexy.

11. It’s cool that you’re so open.

I mean, size doesn’t matter to me, but good for you!

12. It might not seem like it, but we have a lot in common.

Just hear me out.

13. I also appreciate a good bargain!

17. Some will say our love can never be. But I think we both know…


Your grabby hands feel like a sweet embrace.

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