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    Posted on Dec 18, 2013

    How To Survive Christmas As Told By Horror Films

    You better watch out! WARNING: Gore ahead.

    1. Put out your decorations.

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    2. Be careful when stringing up lights.

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    3. Don't let them get tangled.

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    4. Take extra care when sledding.

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    5. And getting in snowball fights.

    Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman / Allumination / Via televandalist.com

    6. Beware cold surfaces.

    Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman / Allumination / Via televandalist.com

    7. Be nice, not naughty.

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    8. Try to keep in mind the true spirit of the holiday.

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    9. Share a meal with family and friends.

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    10. Prepare something festive that everyone can enjoy.

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    11. Remember it's not just about the presents.

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    12. Always keep an eye out for Santa.

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    13. He sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake.

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    14. He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good!

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    15. Seriously. BE GOOD.

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    16. Never stop believing.

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    17. And above all, make sure to stay warm.

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