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20 Horrible Ted Parody Accounts

There are countless Twitter "parody" accounts for the bear at the center of Seth MacFarlane's Ted. Most of them have more followers than you do. All of them are terrible.

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She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that... but you're the one who dated her.

She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that... but you're the one who dated her.-- TED

Username: @QuotingJokes

Bio: (This Is A Parody Account & Has No Affiliation With Ted From The Movie) Hilarious and true tweets to retweet!

Followers: 1,340,868

2.

Sometimes the girl who's seems the strongest, is the girl who is hurting the most.

Sometimes the girl who's seems the strongest, is the girl who is hurting the most.-- Ted

Username: @ITweetTheJokes

Bio: It's the REAL Ted. And all I do is SMOKE, DRINK and PARTY Hard with bitches. Follow me bitches. . . oh and this is obviously a parody.

Followers: 67,261

3.

"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"

"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"-- TEDâ„¢

Username: @FurRealTed

Bio: They say laughing increases your life span, follow me to live furever! (I am in no way affiliated with ted from the movie)

Followers: 1,090

4.

Our generation will be the WIERDEST grandparents.

Our generation will be the WIERDEST grandparents.-- TED

Username: @itsrealTED

Bio: i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*

Followers: 799,146

5.

Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense...

Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense...-- TED

Username: @RealTEDBitch

Bio: i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass. *parody* original fucking ted parody

Followers: 17,449

6.

best friend .... friend .... end .... en .... enemy

best friend .... friend .... end .... en .... enemy-- Ted

Username: @TedInRealLife

Bio: i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. fuck you thunder! *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*

Followers: 288,240

7.

Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud. #Ted

Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud. #Ted-- TED

Username: @TedsReal

Bio: I'm Ted & I'm Real ! Follow me or I'll punch you in the face! Parody Account, in no way affiliated with Ted the Movie. #Ted .

Followers: 68,225

8.

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.-- Ted

Username: @RealTedAccount

Bio: This is a ted parody account and is not affiliated with ted in anyway.

Followers: 647

9.

All I want for Christmas is you....... to get hit by a bus. 😈

All I want for Christmas is you.......

to get hit by a bus. 😈-- TED

Username: @itsfuckingTed

Bio: i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*

Followers: 27,587

10.

I like how on Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy could wish to end world hunger. But the nigga wishes for ice cream instead.

I like how on Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy could wish to end world hunger.

But the nigga wishes for ice cream instead.-- Parody Ted

Username: @TedTooReal

Bio: Best tweets on Twitter. Parody. Role playing.

Followers: 7,117

11.

If I had a dollar for every bobby pin I've lost... I'd be one rich bitch.

If I had a dollar for every bobby pin I've lost... I'd be one rich bitch.-- TED

Username: @__RealTed

Bio: N/A

Followers: 723

12.

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.-- TED

Username: @TheOfficialTed

Bio: I'm Ted. i'm real.I'm Official. Follow me and Let's sing the Thunder Song together! (Parody)

Followers: 499,380

13.

Drama free, worry free. That's the way I wanna be.

Drama free, worry free. That's the way I wanna be.-- TED

Username: @FunnyTruth

Bio: No matter how sad am I,I am still gonna make you laugh. *Parody*(No affiliation with the movie Ted)

Followers: 974,398

14.

Hoes be tweetin "new year, new me" thinking just because its a new year they can hit a reset button nd not be a hoe.

Hoes be tweetin "new year, new me" thinking just because its a new year they can hit a reset button nd not be a hoe.-- Ted.

Username: @HilariousTed

Bio: i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is snort, smoke, drink and fuck. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass.

Followers: 63,764

15.

Need a poo. Too #posh to #push.-- RealTed12

Username: @RealTed_2012

Bio: Hi guys! As you all know I'm one AWESOMEEE bear :) Love to ALL my fans :) I'm so fuckin' drunk and stoned right now. Somebody follow me ;)

Followers: 161

16.

*alarm*...*snooze*....*alarm*....*snooze*....*alarm*..*checks time*..."Oh shit!"

*alarm*...*snooze*....*alarm*....*snooze*....*alarm*..*checks time*..."Oh shit!"-- TED

Username: @WtfTed

Bio: Laughing makes you live longer. Follow me and you will live forever. (parody)

Followers: 558,668

17.

Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads? Helps for better aiming.

Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?

Helps for better aiming.-- Ted

Username: @iiRealTed

Bio: Im Ted im real and my d*** does all the typing i smoke weed and party all day if you dont like then f*** off. IM A PARODY DUMBSHITS

Followers: 115

18.

Gay jokes really aren't funny, cum on guys

Gay jokes really aren't funny, cum on guys-- TED

Username: @ohitsTED

Bio: I'm ted. I'm real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party.

Followers: 65,018

19.

Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once. #Funny

Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once. #Funny-- Ted

Username: @Ted_Humour

Bio: I'm The Real Ted #TeamFollowBack #FollowForFollow

Followers: 1,530

20.

If you cheat on me, fuck you. Fuck your sorry. Fuck what we had. Fuck your mind. & Fuck your guilt. Just die hoe.

If you cheat on me, fuck you. Fuck your sorry. Fuck what we had. Fuck your mind. & Fuck your guilt. Just die hoe.-- TED

Username: @Hilarious_Dude

Bio: Warning: This Account is too Funny. Leave now or you'll lose a couple of hours of your life here

Followers: 995,657

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