Jon Hamm’s penis is Mad Men’s guardian angel: you can’t always see it, but you know it’s there.— Matt Roller
Sorry, Jon Hamm, no one on Mad Men is more well hung than Lane Pryce.— Chase Mitchell
I guess even in real life, Jon Hamm couldn’t let Vincent Kartheiser have a moment.— anne t. donahue
Hmm. In the business of TV news, maybe Jon Hamm’s penis can pick up Enlightened?— Daniel Eastman
just went whale watching (googled “jon hamm bulge”)— Sarah Beattie
Jon Hamm’s penis used to beat me up in junior high.— Dan Duvall
I thought I hit a deer but it was just Jon Hamm’s penis.— Jocelyn Plums
A good Bar Mitzvah theme this year would be Jon Hamm’s dick.— Jensen Karp
AP: Prison escapees tunneling out of horrific gulag for months find themselves emerging from the head of Jon Hamm’s penis.— Pat Healy
My mom just said “Anything you can’t get in your mouth is surplus” in reference to Jon Hamm so I’ll be throwing up forever if you need me.— Stephanie McMaster
Jon Hamm’s might be bigger but Bryan Cranston’s has better writing.— Sean Thomason
And where there was one set of footprints in the sand that’s where Jesus abandoned you to get a better look at Jon Hamm’s penis.— Brandon Gutermuth
Hope whoever complained about seeing Jon Hamm’s too large penis is enjoying eating their lunch alone today.— Mike Scollins
What Jon Hamm’s penis means for AMCs bottom line #BuzzFeedBusiness— Ferris
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