Do You Know Your Lifetime Original Movie Titles?

Lifetime Original Movies are infamous for their terrible acting, melodramatic plots, and delightfully awful titles. Can you label these made-for-TV treasures?

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  1. 1.

    Tori Spelling falls in love with a man her mother doesn't trust. Also stars Ivan Sergei and Lisa Banes.

    Young Love
    Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
    Dark Attraction
    Mother Knows Best

    Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

    OK, but remember, when you sleep with danger, you're also sleeping with everyone danger has slept with.

  2. 2.

    Thora Birch is a teenage girl taking care of her drug-addicted parents. When she ends up homeless at 15, she vows to continue her education.

    When Life Gives You Lemons
    Out on the Street
    Homeless to Harvard
    Little Girl Lost

    Homeless to Harvard.

    Featuring an appearance by a young Ellen Page!

  3. 3.

    Dana Delany's attempts to adopt a baby lead her to an illegal Eastern European baby-selling operation.

    Baby for Sale
    Black Market Baby
    She Only Wanted a Baby
    He's Selling Our Baby

    Baby for Sale.

    Admit it: a baby auction sounds pretty cute.

  4. 4.

    Uh oh! Rachel Ward has the hots for her domineering husband's hunky son. Terry O'Quinn is the creepy father.

    Forbidden Lust
    So Wrong It's Right
    Her Unspeakable Passion
    My Stepson, My Lover

    My Stepson, My Lover.

    My favorite movie.

  5. 5.

    Fred Savage is Candace Cameron's abusive high school boyfriend. Things don't end so well for her.

    His Secret Side
    No One Would Tell
    My Boyfriend's Rage
    Kissing the Enemy

    No One Would Tell.

    Worst Wonder Years-Full House crossover ever.

  6. 6.

    Marcia Gay Harden worries that her young daughter is being seduced into a world of sex, drugs, and much older boys.

    Leave My Daughter Alone
    She's Too Young
    Keeping Her Safe
    Mommy's Little Girl

    She's Too Young.

    But Alexis Dziena was definitely of age when this movie came out, so don't freak.

  7. 7.

    Melissa Joan Hart convinces her boyfriend Jeremy Jordan to murder her parents.

    Twisted Desire
    Sweetie, Won't You Kill My Parents?
    Putty in Her Hands
    Her Parents Had to Die

    Twisted Desire.

    With Daniel Baldwin as the father she wants to get rid of.

  8. 8.

    Amy Jo Johnson is a gymnast who develops an eating disorder after the coach pressures her to lose weight.

    I Just Want to Be Thin
    Scary Skinny
    Perfect Body
    She's Fading Away

    Perfect Body.

    Originally this was an NBC made-for-TV movie, but rest assured it found its way onto Lifetime.

  9. 9.

    After being sedated during oral surgery, Michele Greene discovers that she's been raped and left pregnant by her dentist.

    His Malpractice
    She Woke Up Pregnant
    My Waking Nightmare
    Dental Deceit

    She Woke Up Pregnant.

    Based on a true story, which is horrifying.

  10. 10.

    Jeremy Sumpter becomes addicted to internet porn, racking up his parents' credit card bills and getting kicked off the swim team.

    Innocence Lost
    Teenage Porn Fiend
    He Wanted to Stop
    Cyber Seduction

    Cyber Seduction.

    Speaking of bad titles, one of the porn files this kid looks at is Virgin Vaginas.

  11. 11.

    Thanks to a hilarious prank by her roommate, Tori Spelling ends up working as an escort.

    Co-ed Call Girl
    Oops, I'm a Hooker
    Secret Escort
    Her Double Life

    Co-ed Call Girl.

    And she makes bank, so joke's on the roommate!

  12. 12.

    Real-life couple Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna play a husband and wife rocked by the discovery of his debilitating sex addiction.

    Daddy's Little Secret
    What He Couldn't Hide
    Sex, Lies & Obsession
    Til Sex Do Us Part

    Sex, Lies & Obsession.

    The son caught in the crossfire is played by Air Bud star Kevin Zegers.

Do You Know Your Lifetime Original Movie Titles?

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