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They're like fish sticks.
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They won't be around forever.
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They're an excuse to get fries.
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Or even one of these monstrosities.
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Actually they look like the Popplers from "Futurama."
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And sometimes fish are ugly.
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The name is silly, but so what?
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They are almost definitely horse-free.
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They don't exist in the Weight Watchers database.
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You have unlimited dipping options.
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They might even taste good with Nutella!
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They're a good source of protein, presumably.
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McDonald's reminds you of your childhood.
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They have a 0 percent mortality rate.
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Fried food makes you happier.
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They cost literal pennies.
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They probably taste fine.