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There was plenty to cry about, but also laugh about in the poignant new HBO documentary about the relationship between the actor-writer and her mother, Debbie Reynolds.
"This is the bathroom. It has, as a lot of bathrooms should, a player piano in it."
"He looks like Ross Perot in red. Shia LaBeouf as a Dutch underage prostitute. And Richard Dreyfuss as a young girl wielding a rose. Now, this just happens to be probably an unhappy woman that looks like Kevin Spacey."
"They sold this on the internet as a Princess Leia sex doll. Maybe this. There's no way of accounting for it."
"Family-wise, we didn't grow up with each other, we grew up around each other. You know, like trees."
"We are at a lap dance. A celebrity lap dance, which is where celebrities of all shapes and ages sign autographs for cash prizes. It's sort of like going to a strip club, except they don't stuff cash in your underwear."
"He was just a mass of noises and monograms."
"Nothing about him was interesting until we found out about the hookers."
"That's the ultimate hostess. You're offered water, soft drinks, oxygen."
"My question is, if you die when you're fat, are you a fat ghost? Or do they go back to a flattering time?"
"After your exercise class, what you need to do is smoke a cigarette."
"I've seen Harrison and Mark over the years. You sort of run into one another in the cafeteria, the celebrity cafeteria. And they— you know, we all just look more melted."
"My hymen was a burden to me."
“If your competition to be best girl with you is Elizabeth Taylor, well, I don’t think I’m gonna do well with that one. But I think I’m funnier than Elizabeth Taylor.”
"We are always on a red carpet. We have red carpets at home, connecting our homes."
"I passionately, passionately am going to marry you while you're sleeping tonight. And by the morning, I will have taken all your money."
“You know what would be so cool? To get to the end of my personality and just, like, lay in the sun.”