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An Ode To Twitter's Best Crow Parody Account

The laconic @streetcrow has decided to stop tweeting as a bird. He will be missed.

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If you weren't following Streetcrow, you were missing out on one of Twitter's simplest and most satisfying Twitter accounts. Whether tearing the flesh from tiny rodents or preening followers, he tweeted with grace and nobility.

Mostly he just let us know what he was up to.

Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw

Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw-- Streetcrow

Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder

Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder-- Streetcrow

Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside

Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside-- Streetcrow

Often he was timely.

Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer

Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer-- Streetcrow

Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList

Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList-- Streetcrow

Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8

Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8-- Streetcrow

Sometimes he got political.

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama-- Streetcrow

Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012

Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012-- Streetcrow

Curb. Avoid discarded Romney-- Streetcrow

He celebrated the holidays.

Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay

Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay-- Streetcrow

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday-- Streetcrow

Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday

Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday-- Streetcrow

He participated in Twitter trends and hashtag games.

Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay-- Streetcrow

Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie

Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie-- Streetcrow

Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku

Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku-- Streetcrow

Above all, he was always wonderful and weird.

Murder. Share dead deer-- Streetcrow

Koi pond. Plot. Scheme-- Streetcrow

Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari

Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari-- Streetcrow

And deep.

Think-- Streetcrow

Dream-- Streetcrow

Be-- Streetcrow

Fly proud, gentle Streetcrow, and enjoy life's greener pastures (anywhere that isn't Twitter).

Louis Peitzman is a senior entertainment editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Peitzman writes about and reports on theater, film, and television. Contact this reporter at louis.peitzman@buzzfeed.com.

Contact Louis Peitzman at louis.peitzman@buzzfeed.com.

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