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6 Tomato Jokes That Will Make You Want To Leave Your Job

There are more than 7500 tomato varieties grown around the world, but the Yems version is the best kind

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Why Did The Tomato Blush?

Because she saw the salad dressing

Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because she couldn't find a date!

Because she couldn't find a date!

What did the pasta say to the tomato?

"Don't get saucy with me!"

"Don't get saucy with me!"

Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red?

She saw Mr. Green Pea !

She saw Mr. Green Pea !

How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees?

Can them.

Can them.

Why is life like ketchup?

Good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for

Good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for