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    Aug 5, 2015

    Your Dick: An Owner's Manual

    Owning a dick can be scary and confusing – this easy to understand guide will help.

    So you have a dick.

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    Aw, don't worry it's not so bad.

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    Follow this easy to understand guide and you'll get the ~hang~ of having a dick in no time!

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    Things you CAN stick your dick in:

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    Things you CAN NOT stick your dick in:

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    Places you CAN take out your dick:

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    Places you CAN NOT take out your dick.

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    See it isn't that hard!

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    Or is it ;)

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    Yes.

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