Your Dick: An Owner's Manual
Owning a dick can be scary and confusing – this easy to understand guide will help.
So you have a dick.
Aw, don't worry it's not so bad.
Follow this easy to understand guide and you'll get the ~hang~ of having a dick in no time!
Things you CAN stick your dick in:
Things you CAN NOT stick your dick in:
Places you CAN take out your dick:
Places you CAN NOT take out your dick.
See it isn't that hard!
Or is it ;)
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