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This Is The Reality Of Most Couples' Wedding Night

Statistically speaking.

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Expectation: Crossing the threshold like in the movies.

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Reality: Drunkenly forgetting any traditions and stumbling through the doors in a post-wedding daze.

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Expectation: First magical conversation alone in the room.

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Reality: Slurring mess about either love or hunger from not eating — impossible to tell which.

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This is when 40% of couples will pass out.

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Expectation: Making love immediately.

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Reality: Ordering pizza immediately.

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Expectation: Getting undressed.

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Reality: The event of getting undressed.

"Just wait till you try to get the spanx off."
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"Just wait till you try to get the spanx off."

Expectation: Consummating with ease.

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Reality: Powering through drunkenness and pizza bloat to make it happen.

Must. Consummate. Marriage.
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Must. Consummate. Marriage.

This is when the remaining 50% of couples will give up and pass out.

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Expectation: Orgasming (only 10% of couples will make it this far).

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Reality: Orgasming with some extra effort.

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Expectation: Falling asleep in each other's arms after one of the best days of your life.

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Reality: Drunkenly passing out in each other's arms after one of the best days of your life.

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