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This Is What Your Man's Body Language Actually Means

It is very important to overanalyze everything he does.

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1. He's standing with his arms folded:

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If the guy you're scoping out is standing with his arms crossed over his chest, he may be feeling insecure. He's physically and figuratively protecting his heart.

3. He leans forward when he talks to you:

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Your man is secretly imagining he is a stapler. By leaning over he implies wanting to be an office supply. The best thing you can do right now is bring him a piece of paper — he'll love that you know just what he's thinking.


4. He has his hands in his pockets:

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If your man is putting his hands in his pockets, he is definitely hiding a secret and it's probably something terrible. In most cases it means he is wearing a human mask and is actually a talking goat. That said, most talking goats are very nice, so no need to write him off just yet.

6. He fiddles with his watch:

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If your dude is playing with his watch, he is hoping you will join him in trying to make a time machine to go back in time and make sure the blue M&M never happened. He may also just be looking at the time, but probably not.

8. He crosses his legs:

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If a guy sits in a cross-legged position near you, he is concerned you are going to punch him in the balls. Make sure to let him know you're not currently interested in sucker-punching him in the balls, although that is subject to change later on.