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    Updated on Aug 31, 2020. Posted on Apr 20, 2016

    7 Sexy Positions To Try With Your Book Tonight

    How many positions have you mastered?

    1. "The Book Ball"

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    Difficulty level: 1/10 – This position is very easy to perfect and quite cozy – a great position for beginner readers.

    2. "The Pillow Prop"

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    Difficulty level: 3/10 – Finding the perfect pillow position to prop yourself up against can be challenging, but once found this is a very satisfying reading position.

    3. "The Aerial View"

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    Difficulty level: 5/10 – This reading position requires a great deal of arm strength and is not recommended without practicing with lighter weight books first.

    4. "The Sideways Stunner"

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    Difficulty level: 4/10 – This a highly pleasurable reading position. Using your elbow to prop your book holding arm up is ideal, be wary of doing it for too long though, which can lead to a pins and needles feeling in your lower arm.

    5. "The Bath Booker"

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    Difficulty level: 8/10 – This is an advanced reading position not to be used with beloved books. Your book is in great danger of getting the dreaded "wet wavy bottom."

    6. "The Possum Party"

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    Difficulty level: 8/10 – This is an advanced reading position and often best used to mix things up after hours of reading; the blood flow to the brain will help your eyes refocus.

    7. "The Secretly Reading While Actually Having Sex"

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    Difficulty level: 10/10 – This is by far the most advanced and difficult reading position. It is of the utmost important to not let your partner realize you're reading as they would be extremely insulted. But this position is necessary at times when you just can't stop reading (but you also want to have sex).

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