1. "The Book Ball"

2. "The Pillow Prop"

3. "The Aerial View"

4. "The Sideways Stunner"

5. "The Bath Booker"

6. "The Possum Party"

7. "The Secretly Reading While Actually Having Sex"

How many positions have you mastered?
Difficulty level: 1/10 – This position is very easy to perfect and quite cozy – a great position for beginner readers.
Difficulty level: 3/10 – Finding the perfect pillow position to prop yourself up against can be challenging, but once found this is a very satisfying reading position.
Difficulty level: 5/10 – This reading position requires a great deal of arm strength and is not recommended without practicing with lighter weight books first.
Difficulty level: 4/10 – This a highly pleasurable reading position. Using your elbow to prop your book holding arm up is ideal, be wary of doing it for too long though, which can lead to a pins and needles feeling in your lower arm.
Difficulty level: 8/10 – This is an advanced reading position not to be used with beloved books. Your book is in great danger of getting the dreaded "wet wavy bottom."
Difficulty level: 8/10 – This is an advanced reading position and often best used to mix things up after hours of reading; the blood flow to the brain will help your eyes refocus.
Difficulty level: 10/10 – This is by far the most advanced and difficult reading position. It is of the utmost important to not let your partner realize you're reading as they would be extremely insulted. But this position is necessary at times when you just can't stop reading (but you also want to have sex).