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    The 100 Sexiest Male Names Ranked By Sexiness

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    100. Lenny

    Coming in at number 100 we have Lenny, a name whose sexiness can be likened to an old damp towel lying on a bathroom floor. (Sorry, Lennys out there).

    99. Carl

    Unlike Lennys, Carls have as much sex appeal as a dry towel, which is one step up from damp towels.

    98. Marvin

    Marvin...the Martian, did not make it very high up either.

    97. Arthur

    Arthur makes an OK name for a pet lizard, but that's all.

    96. Larry

    Larrys are middle-aged men hanging on to their youths too hard — not very sexy.

    95. Earl

    Earl is getting a little sexier, because Earl Grey tea is literally hot.

    94. Chad

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    Kicking off vaguely sexier names we have Chad. Chads work in finance and are dicks.

    93. Todd

    Todds can be sexy, but it sounds a lot like "toad"...

    92. Monty

    Monty is a little bit unique, which is kind of sexy, but I feel like the name brings to mind a spoiled toddler having a tantrum.

    91. Ferguson

    Sounds too much like a cat's name to be hot.

    90. Gary

    Gary is also the name of SpongeBob SquarePants' pet snail. Not very sexy.

    89. Chaz

    LOL, "Chaz."

    88. Donny

    Donny can be kind of sexy if he goes by "Don." But NOT if he goes by "Donald." Ew.

    87. Louis

    OK, now we're getting somewhere with Louis.

    86. Brad

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    Brad used to be a sexy name, but it's on its way out fast.

    85. Martin

    Martins are reliable, and being reliable is kind of sexy.

    84. Abe

    Abes are honest...but not very sexy.

    83. Frederick

    Fredericks can be a LITTLE sexy, but only a little.

    82. Jeffrey

    Jeffrey brings to mind guys who wear striped shirts and are down-to-earth — not the least attractive name.

    81. Sam

    Sams aren't inherently sexy, but if they're confident enough, they can be very sexy.

    80. Carter

    Carters can be sexy if they're not spoiled rotten.

    79. Steven

    Stevens can be pretty hot, and sometimes athletic, too.

    78. Zach

    Eh, not sexy; 1982 called, wants its name back.

    77. William

    Williams didn't get very high up on the list, ’cause they're a real mixed bag — ranging from crazy sexy to not sexy at all.

    76. George

    Georges can be kind of hot, but in a weird way.

    75. Blake

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    Bringing in our top 75 we have, Blake — which would be much higher up if it didn't rhyme with flake.

    74. Gregory

    Gregorys are sweet as pie, and also pretty cute.

    73. Neil

    Neils are hot in their own special ways.

    72. Aron

    Arons can be very sexy, but it's unlikely.

    71. Brian

    Brian isn't the sexiest name, but a lot of sexy guys have it.

    70. Bryant

    Similar to Brian but the 'y' makes it slightly sexier.

    69. Robert

    Roberts are hot, especially if they go by "Rob."

    68. Hunter

    A name that sounds like he's gonna go hunt dinner for you and bring it home? SEXY.

    67. Alexander

    Alexander is a strong name, and makes for a sexy guy, if he's not too cocky.

    66. Terrance

    Terrances are so nice, and pretty damn sexy.

    65. Spencer

    Spencers can be sexy, but they are very pale and must wear tons of sunscreen.

    64. Brandon

    Brandons are a little hyper but very attractive.

    63. Daniel

    Daniels can be sexy but it's not a guarantee.

    62. Darren

    Darren is a hot name for a hot dude.

    61. Mason

    Mason is definitely sexy and good at sports.

    60. Garrett

    Garrett is an artistic kind of sexy.

    59. Jason

    Jasons are hot when they're not super annoying (which some are).

    58. Joshua

    Joshes are good guys, which makes them very attractive.

    57. David

    The name David is pretty traditional, and also pretty sexy.

    56. Andrew

    Andrews love being in relationships, which makes them very attractive.

    55. Noah

    Noahs have really bad allergies, but are for some reason still very hot.

    54. Nathan

    Nathans are the strong and silent type: very sexy.

    53. Adrian

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    Coming in at 53 we've got Adrian, which is definitely a sexy name.

    52. Eric

    Erics are sexy but just OK in bed.

    51. Christian

    Christians are very loyal, and loyalty is hot.

    50. John

    Johns are especially sexy when they go by "Johnny."

    49. Paul

    Pauls love to take you out for epic dinners and are very sexy.

    48. Byron

    Um, ever heard of Lord Byron? HOT.

    47. Tim

    Tims are smart, and that makes them hot.

    46. Elijah

    Oh yes, Elijahs are very sexy and great lovers.

    45. Kevin

    Kevin sounds like the name of a guy who was probably really hot in high school, but maybe not so much anymore.

    44. Gareth

    Gareth is kind of an unusual name, which makes it sexier.

    43. Oliver

    The name Oliver is hot if you can get past thinking of Oliver Twist.

    42. Leo

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    Leos are like sexy lions.

    41. Caden

    Caden might be a little immature but is still very sexy.

    40. Harry

    Harrys can be very sexy — just look at that wizard kid.

    39. Jordan

    More like..."hott-dan."

    38. Tom

    Toms are solid. Can't go wrong with a Tom.

    37. Matthew

    Matt will be your best friend, which is super attractive.

    36. Isaac

    Isaacs have tattoos and are super hot.

    35. Ari

    Um, more like "Ari-eal sexy guy."

    34. Edward

    Edward is a sexy vampire name, which is very sexy.

    33. Brett

    Bretts are strong and sexy.

    32. Tanner

    Tanners are very tall and sexy.

    31. Christopher

    Christophers can be players, so be careful of their sexiness.

    30. Evan

    Evans are a solid sexy.

    29. Raphael

    Raphael is definitely a very hot name, if you don't believe me just watch Jane the Virgin.

    28. Ben

    Bens are honest, and honesty is SEXY.

    27. Owen

    Owens are sexy in a nerdy way, which is awesome.

    26. Joseph

    Josephs are surprisingly sexy.

    25. Jacob

    Jacob is responsible in life and with your heart — very sexy.

    24. Michael

    Why are Michaels all so hot? Seriously, what is that?

    23. Jack

    Jacks are good in the sack(s).

    22. Sean

    Sean is a bad boy in the best way.

    21. Ryan

    Ryans have great smiles, super sexy.

    20. Logan

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    Helloooo Logan. Time for the top 20: This is where things get REALLY SEXY.

    19. Jared

    Ever seen Jared Leto? Yeah.

    18. Seth

    Seths are definitely VERY hot.

    17. Gabe

    Gabes are undeniably sexy.

    16. Adam

    Adams have dark smoldering eyes and are super sexy.

    15. Dean

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    Yes, please.

    14. Jesse

    Jesse is a bad boy and it's hot.

    13. Darrell

    Um, yes to Darrells. Darrells are sexy.

    12. Ethan

    Ethans are ridiculously sexy.

    11. Jackson

    Jackson is a strong-ass name and comes with a strong-ass guy.

    10. Jake

    Jakes are so sexy it's awkward.

    9. Dylan

    If a Dylan looks at you the right way, you'll faint.

    8. Aiden

    You'll never want to leave a garden of Aiden.

    7. Luke

    Lukes wear flannels and fuck you all night.

    6. Dwayne

    ♪ Dwayne, Dwayne, do not go away. ♪ More specifically, Dwayne Johnson, never go away.

    5. James

    James really know how to please a lover.

    4. Nicholas

    You really can't go wrong with a Nicholas.

    3. Luca

    Lucas Lookas good. Real good.

    2. Anthony

    Anthonys will sweep you off your feet.

    1. Liam

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    And our No. 1 sexiest name, Liam. With examples like Liam Neeson and Liam Hemsworth, it is undeniable: Liams are the sexiest.

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