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The 100 Sexiest Male Names Ranked By Sexiness

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100. Lenny

Coming in at number 100 we have Lenny, a name whose sexiness can be likened to an old damp towel lying on a bathroom floor. (Sorry, Lennys out there).

99. Carl

Unlike Lennys, Carls have as much sex appeal as a dry towel, which is one step up from damp towels.

98. Marvin

Marvin...the Martian, did not make it very high up either.


97. Arthur

Arthur makes an OK name for a pet lizard, but that's all.

96. Larry

Larrys are middle-aged men hanging on to their youths too hard — not very sexy.

95. Earl

Earl is getting a little sexier, because Earl Grey tea is literally hot.


92. Monty

Monty is a little bit unique, which is kind of sexy, but I feel like the name brings to mind a spoiled toddler having a tantrum.

90. Gary

Gary is also the name of SpongeBob SquarePants' pet snail. Not very sexy.


88. Donny

Donny can be kind of sexy if he goes by "Don." But NOT if he goes by "Donald." Ew.


85. Martin

Martins are reliable, and being reliable is kind of sexy.

83. Frederick

Fredericks can be a LITTLE sexy, but only a little.

82. Jeffrey

Jeffrey brings to mind guys who wear striped shirts and are down-to-earth — not the least attractive name.


81. Sam

Sams aren't inherently sexy, but if they're confident enough, they can be very sexy.

79. Steven

Stevens can be pretty hot, and sometimes athletic, too.


77. William

Williams didn't get very high up on the list, ’cause they're a real mixed bag — ranging from crazy sexy to not sexy at all.


71. Brian

Brian isn't the sexiest name, but a lot of sexy guys have it.

70. Bryant

Similar to Brian but the 'y' makes it slightly sexier.


68. Hunter

A name that sounds like he's gonna go hunt dinner for you and bring it home? SEXY.

67. Alexander

Alexander is a strong name, and makes for a sexy guy, if he's not too cocky.


65. Spencer

Spencers can be sexy, but they are very pale and must wear tons of sunscreen.


59. Jason

Jasons are hot when they're not super annoying (which some are).

58. Joshua

Joshes are good guys, which makes them very attractive.


57. David

The name David is pretty traditional, and also pretty sexy.

56. Andrew

Andrews love being in relationships, which makes them very attractive.

55. Noah

Noahs have really bad allergies, but are for some reason still very hot.


49. Paul

Pauls love to take you out for epic dinners and are very sexy.


45. Kevin

Kevin sounds like the name of a guy who was probably really hot in high school, but maybe not so much anymore.

44. Gareth

Gareth is kind of an unusual name, which makes it sexier.

43. Oliver

The name Oliver is hot if you can get past thinking of Oliver Twist.


41. Caden

Caden might be a little immature but is still very sexy.

40. Harry

Harrys can be very sexy — just look at that wizard kid.


37. Matthew

Matt will be your best friend, which is super attractive.


31. Christopher

Christophers can be players, so be careful of their sexiness.


29. Raphael

Raphael is definitely a very hot name, if you don't believe me just watch Jane the Virgin.


25. Jacob

Jacob is responsible in life and with your heart — very sexy.

24. Michael

Why are Michaels all so hot? Seriously, what is that?


11. Jackson

Jackson is a strong-ass name and comes with a strong-ass guy.


6. Dwayne

♪ Dwayne, Dwayne, do not go away. ♪ More specifically, Dwayne Johnson, never go away.