Coming in at number 100 we have Lenny, a name whose sexiness can be likened to an old damp towel lying on a bathroom floor. (Sorry, Lennys out there).
Unlike Lennys, Carls have as much sex appeal as a dry towel, which is one step up from damp towels.
Marvin...the Martian, did not make it very high up either.
Arthur makes an OK name for a pet lizard, but that's all.
Larrys are middle-aged men hanging on to their youths too hard — not very sexy.
Earl is getting a little sexier, because Earl Grey tea is literally hot.
Todds can be sexy, but it sounds a lot like "toad"...
Monty is a little bit unique, which is kind of sexy, but I feel like the name brings to mind a spoiled toddler having a tantrum.
Sounds too much like a cat's name to be hot.
Gary is also the name of SpongeBob SquarePants' pet snail. Not very sexy.
Donny can be kind of sexy if he goes by "Don." But NOT if he goes by "Donald." Ew.
OK, now we're getting somewhere with Louis.
Martins are reliable, and being reliable is kind of sexy.
Abes are honest...but not very sexy.
Fredericks can be a LITTLE sexy, but only a little.
Jeffrey brings to mind guys who wear striped shirts and are down-to-earth — not the least attractive name.
Sams aren't inherently sexy, but if they're confident enough, they can be very sexy.
Carters can be sexy if they're not spoiled rotten.
Stevens can be pretty hot, and sometimes athletic, too.
Eh, not sexy; 1982 called, wants its name back.
Williams didn't get very high up on the list, ’cause they're a real mixed bag — ranging from crazy sexy to not sexy at all.
Georges can be kind of hot, but in a weird way.
Gregorys are sweet as pie, and also pretty cute.
Neils are hot in their own special ways.
Arons can be very sexy, but it's unlikely.
Brian isn't the sexiest name, but a lot of sexy guys have it.
Similar to Brian but the 'y' makes it slightly sexier.
Roberts are hot, especially if they go by "Rob."
A name that sounds like he's gonna go hunt dinner for you and bring it home? SEXY.
Alexander is a strong name, and makes for a sexy guy, if he's not too cocky.
Terrances are so nice, and pretty damn sexy.
Spencers can be sexy, but they are very pale and must wear tons of sunscreen.
Brandons are a little hyper but very attractive.
Daniels can be sexy but it's not a guarantee.
Darren is a hot name for a hot dude.
Mason is definitely sexy and good at sports.
Garrett is an artistic kind of sexy.
Jasons are hot when they're not super annoying (which some are).
Joshes are good guys, which makes them very attractive.
The name David is pretty traditional, and also pretty sexy.
Andrews love being in relationships, which makes them very attractive.
Noahs have really bad allergies, but are for some reason still very hot.
Nathans are the strong and silent type: very sexy.
Erics are sexy but just OK in bed.
Christians are very loyal, and loyalty is hot.
Johns are especially sexy when they go by "Johnny."
Pauls love to take you out for epic dinners and are very sexy.
Um, ever heard of Lord Byron? HOT.
Tims are smart, and that makes them hot.
Oh yes, Elijahs are very sexy and great lovers.
Kevin sounds like the name of a guy who was probably really hot in high school, but maybe not so much anymore.
Gareth is kind of an unusual name, which makes it sexier.
The name Oliver is hot if you can get past thinking of Oliver Twist.
Caden might be a little immature but is still very sexy.
Harrys can be very sexy — just look at that wizard kid.
Toms are solid. Can't go wrong with a Tom.
Matt will be your best friend, which is super attractive.
Isaacs have tattoos and are super hot.
Um, more like "Ari-eal sexy guy."
Edward is a sexy vampire name, which is very sexy.
Bretts are strong and sexy.
Tanners are very tall and sexy.
Christophers can be players, so be careful of their sexiness.
Evans are a solid sexy.
Raphael is definitely a very hot name, if you don't believe me just watch Jane the Virgin.
Bens are honest, and honesty is SEXY.
Owens are sexy in a nerdy way, which is awesome.
Josephs are surprisingly sexy.
Jacob is responsible in life and with your heart — very sexy.
Why are Michaels all so hot? Seriously, what is that?
Jacks are good in the sack(s).
Sean is a bad boy in the best way.
Ryans have great smiles, super sexy.
Ever seen Jared Leto? Yeah.
Seths are definitely VERY hot.
Gabes are undeniably sexy.
Adams have dark smoldering eyes and are super sexy.
Jesse is a bad boy and it's hot.
Um, yes to Darrells. Darrells are sexy.
Ethans are ridiculously sexy.
Jackson is a strong-ass name and comes with a strong-ass guy.
Jakes are so sexy it's awkward.
If a Dylan looks at you the right way, you'll faint.
You'll never want to leave a garden of Aiden.
Lukes wear flannels and fuck you all night.
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James really know how to please a lover.
You really can't go wrong with a Nicholas.
Lucas Lookas good. Real good.
Anthonys will sweep you off your feet.