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This Is What Happens When You Pretend To Be A Disney Princess On OKCupid

"Message me if you like a girl who can fit a hair tie around her waist."

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We all know Disney Princesses set unrealistic beauty standards for women. But do men actually like them better than real women?

OKCupid / Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz

I set out to find out by signing up for OkCupid as a Disney Princess. I decided to go with Ariel because I've heard many men say they had childhood crushes on her. (I wonder if it had something to do with the fact that SHE'S TOPLESS HALF THE MOVIE, idk just a thought.)

Making a profile for a fictional character was a pretty amusing activity.

OKCupid / Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

Unfortunately they didn't have "SO WHITE" or "FREAKY SKINNY" as description options.

I started "favoriting" all the men OkCupid showed me, and the messages began rolling in.

OKCupid / Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

To be honest, the quality of conversation Ariel was attracting was shockingly good. They were the kind of guys I assume most girls would want to talk to on OkCupid.

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