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This Is What Happens When You Pretend To Be A Disney Princess On OKCupid

"Message me if you like a girl who can fit a hair tie around her waist."

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We all know Disney Princesses set unrealistic beauty standards for women. But do men actually like them better than real women?

I set out to find out by signing up for OkCupid as a Disney Princess. I decided to go with Ariel because I've heard many men say they had childhood crushes on her. (I wonder if it had something to do with the fact that SHE'S TOPLESS HALF THE MOVIE, idk just a thought.)
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I set out to find out by signing up for OkCupid as a Disney Princess. I decided to go with Ariel because I've heard many men say they had childhood crushes on her. (I wonder if it had something to do with the fact that SHE'S TOPLESS HALF THE MOVIE, idk just a thought.)

Making a profile for a fictional character was a pretty amusing activity.

Unfortunately they didn't have "SO WHITE" or "FREAKY SKINNY" as description options.
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Unfortunately they didn't have "SO WHITE" or "FREAKY SKINNY" as description options.

I also got to make some guesses about Ariel's likes and dislikes.

Yes?
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Yes?

No, I smoke all the time from my snarfblat.

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I ended up with this magical profile.

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And then I waited...

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And waited.

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I decided maybe it was because I didn't have a full-body pic, so I added this one.

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And then I got a message! A simple smile.

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I was so excited, I was like:

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Turned out he saw through my charade; our conversation quickly ended.

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I started "favoriting" all the men OkCupid showed me, and the messages began rolling in.

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They were enthusiastic.

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Open-minded.

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Pretty creative.

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And deeply confused.

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To be honest, the quality of conversation Ariel was attracting was shockingly good. They were the kind of guys I assume most girls would want to talk to on OkCupid.

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They had interesting jobs.

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Were funny.

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And some had really cool mermaid-like hair.

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Everyone was cool except this guy.

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Ew.

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In conclusion it appears guys really do kind of want to be with Disney Princesses. God help us all.

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