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Breaking: Honking Does Not Make Traffic Go Faster

Why, please, no.

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Picture this: you're driving in a car and traffic slows down to a halt.

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It probably slowed down because of congestion, merging or sadly an accident. Because everyone wants to keep moving when they're driving so CLEARLY it's nobody's fault, right, LOL, RIGHT?!


Your car is also very likely on a street near apartments or homes with people in them. Including babies. Babies trying to sleep.

And waking up sick elderly people trying to rest.

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Wow! Did you know stress can be harmful to sick people's recovery? Are you trying to make them sicker? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE'S GRANDMA?! WTF.


So unless a car is about to straight-up hit you and you need to make yourself known, HONKING LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT MAKE YOU A SELFISH ASSHOLE.

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