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Apr 5, 2016

9 Unrealistic Expectations Bad Porn Creates

Women have body hair — deal with it.

1. That hair and makeup remains perfectly in place during sex.

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2. That most women can orgasm without any clitoral action.

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3. That buttholes have no discoloration whatsoever.

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4. Women have perfectly smooth and hairless skin and there is no evidence of hair ever being there.

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What's a shaving bump?

5. That if a woman isn't screaming she's not enjoying herself.

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6. That jack-hammering is pleasurable.

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Nope nope nope.

7. That if someone walks into a room where you're having sex, they'll probably want to join.

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8. That women's legs are made of rubber.

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9. That maids, teachers, cheerleaders, and massage therapists probably want to have sex with you.

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