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9 Steps To Get Any Man To Propose ASAP

It involves a lot of sandwiches.

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6. Tell him if he doesn't propose to you, you will bury him in sandwiches again.

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This will confuse him – on the one hand he loves sandwiches, but on the other hand, he doesn't want to be trapped in a pile of them.

7. Use the time while he's thinking to throw another sandwich on the floor – he will reach down to get it, basically putting him in "proposal position." Quickly yell "YES" before he can do anything about it.

9. At the wedding, stuff cold cuts in your bust to remind him why he's marrying you (fear and sandwiches).

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The scent of salami wafting from you will make for the most beautiful wedding ever.