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23 Things Women Say Vs. What They Actually Mean

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1. What they say: “I’m not hungry right now.”

What they actually mean: "I'm not hungry right now."

2. What they say: “It’s fine.”

What they actually mean: "It's fine."

3. What they say: “I just want a guy that makes me laugh.”

What they actually mean: "I just want a guy that makes me laugh."

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4. What they say: “He’s such a stalker.”

What they actually mean: "He's such a stalker."

5. What they say: “Ugh, what a creep.”

What they actually mean: "Ugh, what a creep."

6. What they say: “It’s whatever.”

What they actually mean: "It's whatever."

7. What they say: “Sorry, I’m just PMSing right now.”

What they actually mean: "Sorry, I'm just PMSing right now."

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8. What they say: “I am DEAD.”

What they actually mean: "That was FUNNY." (Don't worry, she's not actually dead.)

9. What they say: “I like him, but—”

What they actually mean: "I like him, but—"

10. What they say: “I don’t even like him anymore.”

What they actually mean: "I don't even like him anymore."

11. What they say: “He’s nice.”

What they actually mean: "He's nice."

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12. What they say: “Do you think he’s cute?”

What they actually mean: "Do you think he's cute?"

13. What they say: “I’m not really feeling the bars tonight.”

What they actually mean: "I'm not really feeling the bars tonight."

14. What they say: “I have nothing to wear.”

What they actually mean: "I have nothing to wear."

15. What they say: “I don’t care where we go to eat.”

What they actually mean: "I don't care where we go to eat."

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16. What they say: “I am so going to wear these heels all the time, they’re an investment!”

What they actually mean: "I am so going to wear these heels all the time, they're an investment!"

17. What they say: “OH MY GOD. LOOK, OVER THERE!”

What they actually mean: "OH MY GOD. LOOK, OVER THERE!"

18. What they say: “I want to take it slow.”

What they actually mean: "I want to take it slow."

19. What they say: “You don’t know my birthday?”

What they actually mean: "You don't know my birthday?"

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20. What they say: “I wish my stomach was flatter/butt was smaller/thighs didn’t touch.”

What the actually mean: "I wish my stomach was flatter/butt was smaller/thighs didn't touch."

21. What they say: “We mutually decided to end it.”

What they actually mean: "We mutually decided to end it."

22. What they say: “We’re cordial.”

What they actually mean: "We're cordial."

23. What they say: “I’m so awkward, lol.”

What they actually mean: "I'm so awkward, lol."