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Homemade natural wood dildos.
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Or this real fox tail butt plug.
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Even if it is "artisanal."
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And these "ironic" glasses.
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Vintage "lingerie"...
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The "sexy grandma" look in full force.
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Or these "single-use monocles" that look like condoms. -_-
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Whoever did this to Ariel and Eric?
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When they decided porn was sexier with clothes on.
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Or maybe hipsters just keep their clothes on during sex?
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How they hit on each other.
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When they put quotes over "sexy" black-and-white pictures.
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This beard AND body oil.
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And these detachable man buns to help attract a hipster mate.