21 Ways Hipsters Have Ruined Sex For Everyone

    You wont want to squeeze this kind of "man bun."

    1. Homemade natural wood dildos.

    2. Nope.

    3. Yeah, no thanks.

    4. And butt plugs.

    5. Or this real fox tail butt plug.

    6. Even if it is "artisanal."

    7. "Ironic" sex shirts.

    8. Please don't.

    9. And these "ironic" glasses.

    10. Vintage "lingerie"...

    11. The "sexy grandma" look in full force.

    12. This condom wrapper.

    13. Or these "single-use monocles" that look like condoms. -_-

    14. Whoever did this to Ariel and Eric?

    15. When they decided porn was sexier with clothes on.

    16. Or maybe hipsters just keep their clothes on during sex?

    17. How they hit on each other.

    18. When they put quotes over "sexy" black-and-white pictures.

    19. OK.

    20. This beard AND body oil.

    21. And these detachable man buns to help attract a hipster mate.