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18 Signs You're Not "Basic," You're "Acidic"

Acidic AF.

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The opposite of "basic" is "acidic" — so if you're not "basic" you might just be "acidic" if you agree with these things.

1. You don't like Pumpkin Spice Lattes (unless it's a costume on a dog).

And you certainly don't refer to them as "PSLs."
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And you certainly don't refer to them as "PSLs."

2. Scented candles give you migraines.

3. While you may enjoy astrology, you don't take it seriously.

OK, lady.
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OK, lady.

4. You don't own any Uggs.

Something more like these, please.
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Something more like these, please.

5. The only motivational posters you like are those that mock real ones with Ron Swanson quotes.

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6. Boozy brunch is OK, but you prefer "so drunk you forget how to eat dinner."

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7. You don't own the Sex and the City DVDs, but you do own all The Lord of The Rings.

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8. You relate to Katy Perry more than Taylor Swift.

9. You don't think juice cleanses are the best way to lose weight and you know why.

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10. You don't have THAT many friends, but the ones you do have are like family.

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And probably knew you at your most awkward.

11. You're not into designer labels.

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12. You DEFINITELY don't read GOOP.

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13. You may have a tattoo, but it's nowhere near your lower back.

14. When you do get a manicure, you ALWAYS mess it up.

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15. You only say "literally" when something is literal.

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Clearly, you did not.

16. Your halloween costumes aren't "sexy."

17. You're not planning on wearing a wedding dress modeled after Kate Middleton when (and if) you get married.

But can agree she looks very lovely.
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But can agree she looks very lovely.

18. And this is your reaction when someone farts.

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Or when you do.

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