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15 Signs You May Suffer From "No Chill Disorder"

Yes, NCD is a real epidemic and the struggle is real.

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1. This is your response when someone casually asks "How's it going?"

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2. You have trouble not twerking when a good song comes on in your headphones in public.

"7/11" is MY JAM.
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"7/11" is MY JAM.

3. You get a small adrenaline rush from moving through revolving doors.

Same goes for elevators.
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Same goes for elevators.

4. You have a crush on everyone...in general.

Oh man you breathe too? That's SO cool.
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Oh man you breathe too? That's SO cool.

5. You have to pee every five minutes.

There's a theory that this is because, due to evolution, you're ready to drop weight by peeing and run from predators. K. I don't see any saber-toothed tigers, get it together bladders.
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There's a theory that this is because, due to evolution, you're ready to drop weight by peeing and run from predators. K. I don't see any saber-toothed tigers, get it together bladders.

6. If your BFF doesn't text you back within one day you consider calling 911.

You there? Everything OK?
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You there? Everything OK?

7. This is your face when talking to new people.

*New person qualifies as someone you've known for less than a year.
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*New person qualifies as someone you've known for less than a year.

8. You sound like a crazy person in most emails unless you go back and edit out the exclamation points after every sentence.

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9. You've gotten nervous and momentarily forgotten how to walk.

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10. When you see a good-looking food walk by at a restaurant, you look like you just had a Jesus sighting.

"I'll have what he's having."
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"I'll have what he's having."

11. You've considered buying small helmets for your toes since you stub them so much.

Then you curse and drop whatever dish you're holding.
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Then you curse and drop whatever dish you're holding.

12. This is you on airplanes.

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13. This is you when someone else is driving.

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14. This is you on bridges.

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15. And this is you chilling on the couch and then your favorite show comes on TV.

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If you or someone you know suffers from five or more of these symptoms it may be No Chill Disorder.

No Chill Disorder is more common than you think. If you are still unsure if you have NCD, your sibling, BFF or significant other should be able to properly diagnose you. One of the best cures for NCD is a Netflix binge while consuming cheese and/or alcohol. There is hope.

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