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13 Super Sexy Food Costumes For This Halloween

Is there anything sexier than straight-up food?

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1. This hot little pea-pod number.

It says, "Do I have three boobs in a row down my middle?...Maybe." Being mysterious is sexy.
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It says, "Do I have three boobs in a row down my middle?...Maybe." Being mysterious is sexy.

2. This sexy....mustached??...lemon costume.

Anyone who has seen Burt Reynolds knows that mustaches are SEXY af. When you add that to a LEMON, it's irresistible.
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Anyone who has seen Burt Reynolds knows that mustaches are SEXY af. When you add that to a LEMON, it's irresistible.

3. This spicy Sriracha bottle costume.

It screams, "My personality may be bland, but if you put enough sriracha on it, it's OK."
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It screams, "My personality may be bland, but if you put enough sriracha on it, it's OK."

4. This blueberry babe costume.

As they say, "The bigger the blueberrie's hands, the bigger the...vocabulary." Intelligence is sexy.
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As they say, "The bigger the blueberrie's hands, the bigger the...vocabulary." Intelligence is sexy.

5. This...Apple???? Costume?

Listen, people find most bodily growths sexy: Legs, boobs, butts. So this costume with an extra growth out the top will only add to your already inherent sexiness.
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Listen, people find most bodily growths sexy: Legs, boobs, butts. So this costume with an extra growth out the top will only add to your already inherent sexiness.

6. This saucy mustard costume.

She's saying, "Mustard is more sophisticated than ketchup, and sophistication is SEXY" *raises hands* "Don't question me."
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She's saying, "Mustard is more sophisticated than ketchup, and sophistication is SEXY" *raises hands* "Don't question me."

7. This hot pizza slice getup.

He's saying, "Sorry I'm not actually pizza." A man who can admit pizza is more desirable than him is a good man.
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He's saying, "Sorry I'm not actually pizza." A man who can admit pizza is more desirable than him is a good man.

8. This cute ketchup costume.

Traffic cones are hot. And this looks like a traffic cone. Enough said.
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Traffic cones are hot. And this looks like a traffic cone. Enough said.

9. This luxurious lobster costume.

Nothing says buttery, sexy goodness like lobster. You get to be the lobster dinner without all the cost.
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Nothing says buttery, sexy goodness like lobster. You get to be the lobster dinner without all the cost.

10. This sweet pineapple getup.

This costume has it all, stripes, spikes and intrigue....is there a sponge living in her? We just don't know.
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This costume has it all, stripes, spikes and intrigue....is there a sponge living in her? We just don't know.

11. This stunning grape costume.

This guy is saying, "I was too lazy to use balloons so I bought this last minute." Lazy guys are the best for sexy cuddles.
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This guy is saying, "I was too lazy to use balloons so I bought this last minute." Lazy guys are the best for sexy cuddles.

12. This healthy carrot costume.

Carrots are sexy. This does not need to be explained further.
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Carrots are sexy. This does not need to be explained further.

13. And this sexy tomato getup.

It says, "Is this Halloween or Christmas? You know what, I don't care." Confidence is sexy.
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It says, "Is this Halloween or Christmas? You know what, I don't care." Confidence is sexy.

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