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\"I'm afraid I just blue myself.\"

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Women LOVE flowers – we know this because movies tell us so.

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Mmmm guac.

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Better.

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If you use roses make sure they're thornless.

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Chocolate is a huge turn-on to women. Try to make the smears of chocolate into heart shapes for extra romance.

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Three or four will do.

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Actual fact: women love guac.

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Frauen lieben Blumen - wir wissen das, weil uns das Filme Filme so berichten.

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Women LOVE flowers – we know this because movies tell us so.

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Wenn Du Rosen benutzt, solltest Du darauf achten, dass sie keine Dornen haben.

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If you use roses make sure they're thornless.

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Fakt: Frauen lieben Guacamole.

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Actual fact: women love guac.

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Schokolade macht Frauen total an. Versuche, die Schokolade herzförmig zu verschmieren, damit es besonders romantisch wird.

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Chocolate is a huge turn-on to women. Try to make the smears of chocolate into heart shapes for extra romance.

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Hmmm Guacamole.

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Mmmm guac.

Drei oder vier genügen.

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Three or four will do.

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Besser.

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Better.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/18/2015 15:50:23","message":{"credits":"0.70","status":"approved","unit_count":"14","currency":"USD","slug":"11 Ways To Totally Nail Sex With Any Woman","lc_src":"en","ctime":1446718858,"job_id":"19949969","body_tgt":"Hängt mit den Katzen ab und esst Guacamole zusammen und schaut dabei vielleicht ein bisschen Arrested Development. ","order_id":"1879333","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"3904055","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7255122","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Hang out with the cats and eat guac together, maybe watch some \"Arrested Development.\"","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/18/2015 15:50:23","message":{"credits":"0.30","status":"approved","unit_count":"6","currency":"USD","slug":"11 Ways To Totally Nail Sex With Any Woman","lc_src":"en","ctime":1446718857,"job_id":"19949965","body_tgt":"

„Ich fürchte, ich bin selbst ein wenig melancholisch.“

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\"I'm afraid I just blue myself.\"

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11 Ways To Totally Nail Sex With Any Woman

1. Give her flowers in only your boxers.

2. Lightly caress her with the flowers all over her body.

3. Remember women are sensitive in places other than their boobs; flutter your eyelashes against her elbows.

4. Tell her that her eyes are like "two giant pools of guac" (regardless of their color.)

5. Gently stroke chocolates all over her bed.

6. Whisper "extra guac" in her ear.

7. Put little cat ears on your penis. Women like cute things.

8. Better yet, hide several actual cats in your boxers for a delightful surprise.

9. Actually, just put out a thing of guac and chips with some cats.

10. Hang out with the cats and eat guac together, maybe watch some Arrested Development.

11. Have bloated guac sex (try to ignore the cats watching you).

Perfect.

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