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11 Insanely Sexy Moves That Literally Every Man Loves

Try these sexy, sexy sex moves tonight. (WARNING: Contains toon nudity.)

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8. After he finds the "real nipple," arrange the leftovers in a heart on his bed for a sexy reminder in the morning.

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They will also make a great snack for later; men love when you make them snacks.

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10. Get a recording deal based on your "dick tunes" you recorded while singing into his "penis mic."

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Ambition is very attractive to men (but don't be TOO ambitious — a small music label will do).

11. Legally change your name to Dickerella and tour with your dick tunes, singing into various dicks across the country.

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A little jealousy will keep the spark in your relationship alive. Sing into those rando dicks, girl!