back to top

11 Insanely Sexy Moves That Literally Every Man Loves

Try these sexy, sexy sex moves tonight. (WARNING: Contains toon nudity.)

Posted on

1. Go out for beers with him in a tight T-shirt and jeans.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Your casual yet suggestive look will really turn him on. Also, the fact that you can "hang" with the guys is so hot.

Advertisement

6. Tell him how safe you feel in his arms...then start punching the air around you to "help him fight ghosts."

7. Put pepperoni all over your body and play "find the real nipple."

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

This is a little old-fashioned, but he'll like feeling like a traditional couple.

8. After he finds the "real nipple," arrange the leftovers in a heart on his bed for a sexy reminder in the morning.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

They will also make a great snack for later; men love when you make them snacks.

10. Get a recording deal based on your "dick tunes" you recorded while singing into his "penis mic."

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Ambition is very attractive to men (but don't be TOO ambitious — a small music label will do).

11. Legally change your name to Dickerella and tour with your dick tunes, singing into various dicks across the country.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

A little jealousy will keep the spark in your relationship alive. Sing into those rando dicks, girl!

Promoted

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss