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11 Insanely Sexy Moves That Literally Every Man Loves

Try these sexy, sexy sex moves tonight. (WARNING: Contains toon nudity.)

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1. Go out for beers with him in a tight T-shirt and jeans.

Your casual yet suggestive look will really turn him on. Also, the fact that you can "hang" with the guys is so hot.
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Your casual yet suggestive look will really turn him on. Also, the fact that you can "hang" with the guys is so hot.

2. Clean the house in lingerie.

Bonus points if you make him a sandwich after.
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Bonus points if you make him a sandwich after.

3. Lightly flick his tongue with your tongue, then flick his nose and eyeballs as well.

These are very sensitive spots.
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These are very sensitive spots.

4. Pretend to be asleep then randomly start screaming.

The element of surprise will literally have him screaming for more.
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The element of surprise will literally have him screaming for more.

5. Twirl his chest hair...with a fork.

The use of everyday household objects for foreplay will really pique his interest.
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The use of everyday household objects for foreplay will really pique his interest.

6. Tell him how safe you feel in his arms...then start punching the air around you to "help him fight ghosts."

He'll find your strength and courage very sexy.
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He'll find your strength and courage very sexy.

7. Put pepperoni all over your body and play "find the real nipple."

This is a little old-fashioned, but he'll like feeling like a traditional couple.
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This is a little old-fashioned, but he'll like feeling like a traditional couple.

8. After he finds the "real nipple," arrange the leftovers in a heart on his bed for a sexy reminder in the morning.

They will also make a great snack for later; men love when you make them snacks.
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They will also make a great snack for later; men love when you make them snacks.

9. Grab his dick like a microphone and sing into it.

He definitely won't see it coming, which is HOT.
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He definitely won't see it coming, which is HOT.

10. Get a recording deal based on your "dick tunes" you recorded while singing into his "penis mic."

Ambition is very attractive to men (but don't be TOO ambitious — a small music label will do).
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Ambition is very attractive to men (but don't be TOO ambitious — a small music label will do).

11. Legally change your name to Dickerella and tour with your dick tunes, singing into various dicks across the country.

A little jealousy will keep the spark in your relationship alive. Sing into those rando dicks, girl!
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A little jealousy will keep the spark in your relationship alive. Sing into those rando dicks, girl!

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