As we all remember from our teen years, abstinence is natural and fun. As long as teens continue to not have hormones and urges, these instructions should be easy!
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Play Twister while listening to Ginuwine . I know you don't know who Ginuwine is, but TRUST ME. It will be hot. And safe.
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Cooking together can be almost as sensual as real-life sex. Make hot dogs and watch each other put the wieners in the buns.
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Learn the final dance routine from Dirty Dancing . It won't be a very sexy experience but you'll learn a lot about teamwork.
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Hug in your swimsuits.
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Go to Chipotle and split a burrito. Unfortunately, this CAN result in a "burrito pregnancy" so go easy on the guac.
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Point your butts at each other and hum. The vibrations will be super sexy.
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If you've been together for over a year, have an almost REAL SEX-like experience by humping pillows in separate rooms.
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Only if you've been together for more than three years: Try sitting on a washer and dryer machine while holding hands.
