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11 Super Sexy Ways For Teens To Practice Abstinence

Get your parents' permission first.

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As we all remember from our teen years, abstinence is natural and fun. As long as teens continue to not have hormones and urges, these instructions should be easy!

1. Hold hands while watching Twilight.

Leave the lights on.
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Leave the lights on.

2. Play Twister while listening to Ginuwine. I know you don't know who Ginuwine is, but TRUST ME. It will be hot. And safe.

Again, lights on.
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Again, lights on.

3. Cooking together can be almost as sensual as real-life sex. Make hot dogs and watch each other put the wieners in the buns.

Don't forget to chew carefully; hot dogs can be choking hazards.
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Don't forget to chew carefully; hot dogs can be choking hazards.

4. Learn the final dance routine from Dirty Dancing. It won't be a very sexy experience but you'll learn a lot about teamwork.

Only practice outside in public places. Daytime.
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Only practice outside in public places. Daytime.

5. Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire while letting your knees touch a bit.

If it's too much for you, feel free to close your eyes during the scenes that involve Cedric Diggory.
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If it's too much for you, feel free to close your eyes during the scenes that involve Cedric Diggory.

6. Hug in your swimsuits.

Again, outdoors, daytime, public places only.
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Again, outdoors, daytime, public places only.

7. Go to Chipotle and split a burrito. Unfortunately, this CAN result in a "burrito pregnancy" so go easy on the guac.

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8. Play tackle football.

Ain't no one ever got pregnant from some good ol' fashioned football.
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Ain't no one ever got pregnant from some good ol' fashioned football.

9. Point your butts at each other and hum. The vibrations will be super sexy.

Clothing ON.
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Clothing ON.

10. If you've been together for over a year, have an almost REAL SEX-like experience by humping pillows in separate rooms.

Lights on. Clothes on.
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Lights on. Clothes on.

11. Only if you've been together for more than three years: Try sitting on a washer and dryer machine while holding hands.

Don't make eye contact while doing this until you're in your twenties though.
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Don't make eye contact while doing this until you're in your twenties though.

Good luck and if all else fails, wear protection.

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