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11 Career Choices That Won't Scare The Crap Out Of Him

"Lady who holds bunnies in the park."

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1. Preschool teacher

This job is especially attractive to men because it shows you're good with kids (most men are looking for a partner to impregnate with their seed eventually). Bonus points if your last name is a food ie: "Miss. Honeydew."
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This job is especially attractive to men because it shows you're good with kids (most men are looking for a partner to impregnate with their seed eventually). Bonus points if your last name is a food ie: "Miss. Honeydew."

2. Cupcake baker

Being a baker is more attractive to men than a chef because you use sharp knives less often. NEVER EVER be seen chopping a phallic shaped vegetable in front of a man.
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Being a baker is more attractive to men than a chef because you use sharp knives less often. NEVER EVER be seen chopping a phallic shaped vegetable in front of a man.

3. Florist

He'll find your admiration for flowers very calming – if there's one thing men know for sure, it's that women love flowers.
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He'll find your admiration for flowers very calming – if there's one thing men know for sure, it's that women love flowers.

4. Baby photographer

Now if you have to be a photographer, just make sure it's of something not intimidating – like babies.
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Now if you have to be a photographer, just make sure it's of something not intimidating – like babies.

5. Candy button booper

Most people don't know this but there is a job at candy button factories for "booping" each button before it's packaged. This is the perfect non-intimidating job for a lady to have.
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Most people don't know this but there is a job at candy button factories for "booping" each button before it's packaged. This is the perfect non-intimidating job for a lady to have.

6. The person who puts cherries on ice cream sundaes.

Not the actual ice cream scooper though – that's too aggressive.
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Not the actual ice cream scooper though – that's too aggressive.

7. Person who makes teeny tiny cotton candies for mice

The fact that your clients are of such small stature and a different species will let him never feel threatened that you'll leave him for one.
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The fact that your clients are of such small stature and a different species will let him never feel threatened that you'll leave him for one.

8. Kitten petter

Kittens only – if you pet larger cats he may think you're too brave and it will emasculate him.
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Kittens only – if you pet larger cats he may think you're too brave and it will emasculate him.

9. Buttercup tester

This isn't exactly a job per se as much as it is a woman who sits around in a field picking buttercups and putting them under her chin to see if it reflects yellow – either confirming or disproving her love of butter. This is especially attractive because men love women who cook with lots of butter.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

This isn't exactly a job per se as much as it is a woman who sits around in a field picking buttercups and putting them under her chin to see if it reflects yellow – either confirming or disproving her love of butter. This is especially attractive because men love women who cook with lots of butter.

10. Lady who holds bunnies in the park

Again, this isn't actually a real job – but he'll appreciate your ambition of trying to make something out of nothing. That said, don't try to pet too many bunnies in one day – you don't want to seem TOO ambitious (ambition isn't very feminine).
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Again, this isn't actually a real job – but he'll appreciate your ambition of trying to make something out of nothing. That said, don't try to pet too many bunnies in one day – you don't want to seem TOO ambitious (ambition isn't very feminine).

11. Lawyer

JK – That would absolutely scare the shit out of him.
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JK – That would absolutely scare the shit out of him.

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