You know how to pronounce ÅYou know how to pronounce ÄYou know how to pronounce Ö/ØYou have naturally blonde hairYou have blue/grey/light green eyesYou have naturally blonde hair and blue/grey/light green eyesThere are pine and yarn forests everywhereNo, I mean EVERYWHEREIn the summer you complain it's too hot and that you wish it was winterIn the winter you complain it's too cold and that you wish it was summerWhen you were a kid you used to sneak into people's gardens and steal apples and pearsYou have at leaso once plucked wild strwaberries and put them on a strawYou have been at the large bonfire on April 30thYou hate slushThere is nothing you hate more than slushYou would sell your soul to the devil if it meant there'd be no more slushEven thouhg you've never been taught them, you can understand your neighbouring countries languages as though they are just weird dialectsYou spend the whole of December wishing for sonwWhen the snow shows up in January you spend all the spring wishing the snow awayBirch trees, birch trees everywhereYour mother used to take you out the forest to pluck mushrooms in the fallAnd berries in the springYou actually know what the IKEA funiture names meanYou ate pancakes with lingonberry jam when you were a kidYou live in scandinaviaYou know how to get up from a whole in the ice even though you'll probably never fall throughYou know the old fairytales of trolls and faeriesYou remember that time when everybody was a "fjortis"You are always surrounded by Falun red housesYou have a friend who live in a falun red housYou have been in a falund red houseYou live in a falun red house
How Scandinavian Are You?
Sorry pal, you just aren't enough viking
Maby you're just canadian and we share some enviromental similarities
Maybe you have some realtive from there
Congratulations, now go put on a coat it's cold out there