loriaskewa

My Mother told me in my early teens that if I use a tampon that I would no longer be a virgin. That God hated tampons so he is killing girls in their sleep who use them (toxic shock syndrome).

I found a mini recorder that I had given to my mother to help her remember what she needed at the store. It was hidden in the back of a drawer. My daughter was in 2nd grade. I hit the play button. My daughter's voice says "Grandma gave me this recorder to have a record of the abuse… Read More

I worked at Walmart in layaway on Black Friday one year. The lines were very long and things were tense. I notice this woman in my line keep opening her sweatshirt and covering her face with it. So finally she made it up to my register and she says yeah can you hurry I just puked… Read More

You made an error on mrs whiskerson. She said that line about how long do cats live when on a date talking about Ross adopting a cat with Julie. Still funny though!

When my daughter was around 14 I took her to Warp tour and stood in line for hours for autographs and listened to several concerts of screaming bands in 105 degree heat!