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Build A Sandwich, Get An Emo Lyric. What Else Do You Want From Me?

There are two things I love. Food and feelings. More specifically a combination of meats and cheeses smothered in something between carbs AND poetic lyrics that are spewed and spun to the same 3 minor rock chords, played by a 35 year old man that still can’t get over his first kiss with "EmilyXO" or whatever the fuck her Myspace name was. I truly believe that the type of sandwich you order says a lot about you, so do the lyrics that jump out at you in a song. HOLY SHIT LETS PUT THEM TOGETHER I'M SO SMART. Enjoy. Or don't-- either way I will fall asleep crying in my bed alone tonight.

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  1. Choose Your Bread

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    Don't eat the sandwich, Frank.

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    Sour Dough
    Via Google
    Via Google
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    Rye
    Via Google
    Via Google
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    Focaccia
    Via Google
    Via Google
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    Lettuce Wrap
    Via Pinterest
    Via Pinterest
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    Kaiser Roll
    Via Google
    Via Google
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    Hoagie
    Via Google
    Via Google
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    Classic White
    Via Keyfood
    Via Keyfood
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    Whole Wheat
    Via Cub Foods
    Via Cub Foods
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    Bagel
    Via Panera
    Via Panera
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    Ciabatta Bread
    Via Google
    Via Google
  2. Choose your meat

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    "The beef is brown brown and it's probably ground..."

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    Ham
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    Chicken Cutlet (Breaded Chicken)
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    Salami
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    Roast Beef
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    Tuna
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    Turkey
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    No Meat
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    Turkey + Bacon
  3. Choose your veggies

    meme.me

    Cut yourself... some nutrition

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    All of them. Literally any vegetable that ever existed. I want it on my sandwich immediately.
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    Greens
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    Tomato
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    Onion
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    Peppers
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    Pickles/Olives/Banana Peppers--all that weird little stuff
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    I'm Kevin in this situation.
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    Fuck you for making me choose things (Yeah? Well fuck you for thinking I'm going to make a million different veggie combos in hopes to get it right. You're fine with "just" tomatoes or "just" peppers. If you REALLY wanted to choose a combo of two then choose this option)
  4. Get Saucey

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    Mustard (all kinds, any kind. I know this is hard but breathe- it's a sandwich and it's not even real)
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    Mayo
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    Spicy Sriracha or Chipotle Mayo
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    Vinegar
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    Oil
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    Marinara
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    Load it up
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    Dry like my humor
  5. Hot or Cold?

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    The most important question next to a proposal, in my opinion...

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    Hot like Jesse Lacey
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    Cold like my heart
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    I hate that song
  6. Throw in a drink for good measure

    Obviously... unless you like dying of thirst

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    Snapple
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    Soda
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    Beer
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    Water
  7. I grew up across the street from Wisconsin, you think I forgot cheese? ...You're right, I forgot cheese and just didn't want to fix the order. Deal with it.

    Brendon Urie wearing a cheese hat. Nothing to see here...

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    Swiss
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    Cheddar
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    Pepper Jack
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    Colby Jack
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    Mozzarella
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    Kraft Singles
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    Bleu Cheese Crumbles
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    ...None...?
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