1. Lordship Over Nature
You've never NOT worn your hair down because it was raining.
2. Gravity Control
You say "stand on end," and your hair asks "how high?"
Yes, you did fashion your hair into a bow.
4. Super Endurance
Your hair style can sustain any activity. Technically it's called Hair-durance.
5. Air Domination
Wind? HA! You are its master. It bows to your hair, because this style is NOT moving.
6. Time Travel
You're able to transport yourself to any era.
You change the mood of a friend simply by giving them a boost of texture.
8. Pheromone Control
You are surrounded by an intoxicatingly wonderful smell... ALL THE TIME.
9. Mental Telepathy
You know exactly what people are thinking the second they look at you. "Touchable hold! But HOW?!"
10. Extreme Luck
"You're so lucky to have such beautiful hair!" Is it luck? Or is it just HAIRSPRAY?
11. Power Absorption
Your confidence cripples all haters in your immediate vicinity.