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20 Of The Most Randomly Brilliant Quotes From Friends

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1. "I haven't had sex in a very long time."

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Yours, Dr. R. Geller.

2. "Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anyone I've ever met in a men's room."

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The Chan Chan Man.

3. "Tu Madre Est Loca"

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Rachel Green's Office.

4. "Just three? I'm dilated three!"

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Ross Geller. The divorce force.

5. "I'm a doctor, not a mathematician."

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Its me! Joey!

6. "Hello, Dennis. Thank you for pleasing my mother so."

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Miss Chanandler Bong

7. "All right, now we need the semen of a righteous man."

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Phoebe Buffay what can I say?

8. "Oh, its all over everything!"

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My names Bee, I drink tea.

9. "You think I need a new walk?"

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It hurts my Joey's apple.

10. "Rdatr."

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If it's a boy, Phoebo.

11. "Where are all the men?!"

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Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines, ONNNN.

12. "Why does *anyone* have to be naked?"

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There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is.

13. "You never run on a barge."

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What if all of the rulers are wrong?

14. "Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?"

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Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!

15. "Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined."

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You didn't sit on my kit-kat's did you?

16. "Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish."

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If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me!

17. "Not not mine, not not mine."

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Its like a dirty math problem.

18. "...And yet, I never run into Beyonce."

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The cushions are the essence of the chair.

19. "Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."

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Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea.

20. "And a LEMON LIME."

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Someone on the subway licked my neck. LICKED MY NECK.

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