25 Bizarre Gifts For Bacon Lovers

If you wanted to, you could be buried wearing your bacon bra, inside of a bacon coffin, surrounded by bacon bouquets.

1. A Bacon Bouquet

Bacon bouquets. Valentine’s Day. Make it happen.

2. Bacon Bra

That can’t feel comfortable.

3. A Bacon Coffin

And it’s only $2,999.99!

4. A Bacon Cabin

Cousin to the gingerbread house.

5. Bacon Soap

Hopefully, no postal workers use this soap.

6. Bacon Toothpaste

No. Just no.

7. A Bacon Wallet

Probably the end result of a bad “bringing home the bacon” pun.

8. Squeez Bacon

So like, liquid-ish bacon?

9. Bacon Lube

Lube that tastes like bacon. Inventive.

10. Bacon Beans

This goes right along with Harry Potter’s bizarre jelly beans.

11. Bacon Soda

This has gone too far!

12. Bacon Lip Balm

The combination of bacon and chapstick can’t taste that good.

13. Bacon Shaving Cream

“A rich bacon lather for all skin types”

14. Bacon Band-Aids

Because why not? And what was the free toy?

15. A Bacon Briefcase

A sure-fire way to be taken seriously at work.

16. Bacon Dental Floss

To help get the bacon out of your teeth. Obviously.

17. Bacon Frosting

Paula Deen probably uses it.

18. A Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Perfect for a tacky tree.

19. A Bacon Dish Towel

Only it really just looks like a bloody towel. It would go well in Dexter’s apartment.

20. Bacon Gumballs

You can blow huge bacon bubbles with it.

21. Bacon Flavored Baby Formula


22. A Bacon Mug

There are plenty of happy frat boys right now.

23. Bacon Vodka

“Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.”

24. Bacon Rolling Papers

Wouldn’t bacon rolling papers just kick-start the munchies?

25. Bacon Air

An inhaler that is filled with bacon-flavored air….

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