1. At least a third of your paycheck will go on rent.
Have fun choosing between a decent sized bed and other furniture.
2. You will probably not be able to afford to live on your own and will therefore have to share.
I just want some space, OK?
3. The traffic can be completely overwhelming.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realise you were hoping to reach your destination.
5. Cycling on the roads is a death-defying act.
Sydney still has a way to go towards being a bike-friendly city. You will cop abuse. Beware.
6. Navigating around the city is a very confusing nightmare.
It’s like someone dropped a bowl of spaghetti on a table and said “shall we model our roads system on this?”
7. You will be charged for the use of many motorways and tunnels.
The view is breathtaking until you realise how much you’re paying in tolls a month.
9. This is what Bondi beach looks like on a hot summer’s day.
Good luck finding your own patch of sand.
11. You will be charged more for clothing than your Western counterparts. You will have to suck it up and deal with it.
13. Likewise, you will be over-charged to see your favourite bands in concert. There is nothing you can do about this.
70 dollars to see Muse in Atlanta, Georgia. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS IN SYDNEY. And fifty cents.
15. The local newspapers may demonstrate a wee bit of bias.
16. You will encounter creatures that have the potential to kill you.
The Sydney Funnel-Web spider has a bite that can cause serious injury or death if left untreated. Watch your step.
18. A night out on the town can turn into a pricey affair.
You may have to make a choice between a good night out and the week’s groceries.
20. In summary, Sydney can get congested, it is expensive and it is struggling to handle the current population explosion. However, there are some silver linings:
- The Pentagon is investigating Trump's former national security adviser over payments he received from Russia-linked groups.
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- "The Real Housewives" has remained a cultural force for over a decade by reinventing itself. But has the show peaked? 👠 🔥