"I can tell how in love a couple is by whether they're paying attention to each other during the shoot or me."
This quiz is scarily accurate.
"I hate girls who say they child 24 months old, bitch he 4 smh."
You can NEVER, under ANY circumstances, send a man two questions in one text.
Parents Are Sharing The Hilarious Reasons They've Had To Pick Their Kids Up From School And You Will Seriously Laugh 'Til You Cry
"A parent at our school had to come get their kid who was caught selling imaginary friends to the younger students for $1 a piece."
"I have never seen someone walk so confidently in the wrong direction like an American can."
The horror... The mid-2000s horror...
If you still haven't gotten into this whole TikTok thing, this is your time!
"The scariest part about having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months."
It's mostly about your back hurting.
I was today years old when I found out how to say some of these foods.
You can't make this stuff up.
The date is in the dress.
"Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news."
Unless you're a woke straight ally.
People Are Sharing The Rules Their Pets Have Implemented In Their House, And They're Hilarious And Purrfect
"She needs me to watch her poop."
The HEIGHT of luxury.
You seriously can't even imagine.
"My son doesn't know that I know he searched for 'movies with most boobs' last week."
That, my friends, is how it's done.
Let's face it, this is what the internet was invented for.
The true test of a millennial.
"I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage."
"You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?"
Stop working on that damn college admissions essay and take this quiz instead.