"Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero." —the National Park Service.
"I'm going to keep doing it until I get myself."
It's the ultimate career aptitude test, just based on aesthetics!
Pecan pie is amazing, and I don’t care what anyone else says!
I have reason to believe I'm gonna guess correctly.
I know The Nightmare Before Christmas fans are 50/50.
I need to speak with whoever said that about bagels, my god.
You’re ready to adopt a new family member. But which pup is best suited to your unique personality?
It's not regular math, it's ~girl math~.
I might be wrong, but let me check my crystal ball! 🔮
I'm consistently in my "Reputation" Era.
No one was more surprised than Margot Robbie when she saw what character she got.
I Asked AI What Europeans Think Americans From Every Single State Look Like, And The Results Are Just Plain Mean
I guess this is what Europeans really think of us.
Everyone wants to be rare, but that's not reality.
That annoying red line you get on your stomach after sitting all day.
I wish I were the Maverick, but we all know I'm the Scrooge.
This Is What AI Thinks The Average Barista, Teacher, And 34 Other People Look Like Based On Their Careers
I'm genuinely curious whether your match the "average" person with your job or not.
Forever stuck in high school.
I'm personally dying to move into Barbie's log cabin in Vermont.
I have a feeling I'm about to be called out...
I feel like Cannes is more about the red carpet than the actual movies they show these days.
Julia Fox Is The Most Divisive Person In Fashion, So Let's Decide If These 40 Looks Are Actually Good Or Not
I feel like she has hundreds of pairs of mangled jeans lying around her apartment.
Better than a red flag, but not exactly a green flag, either. Just beige!
Something tells me I'll get this right.
Everyone wants to be an angel, but some of us are really spirits or demons.
The maiden, the lover, the sage, and more.
No need to start bragging about your persecution complex.
Blue equals single, for sure!
I'm a "lalala" girlie. ☺️🦋🧁
Maybe you're Doctor Barbie or President Barbie...👀
This Brutally Honest Quiz Will Finally Reveal The Truth About Why Absolutely Nobody Wants To Date Your Little Sorry Ass
It's really obvious when you think about it.
BRB, this quiz says I have 2,493 days to create the perfect "meeting my soulmate" playlist.
"I Regret Only That It Took This Long For Us To Highlight Her Unthinking Hatred": The Onion Is Launching A Crusade Against J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Bigotry
After posting a series of withering articles about J.K. Rowling and her anti-trans rhetoric, the Onion told BuzzFeed that the author is "a billionaire with a penchant for spreading misery" and that they "regret only that it took this long for us to find a pointed manner to highlight her unthinking hatred."
Hollywood, you need to cast Millie Bobby Brown in an Audrey Hepburn biopic immediately.
"Someone asked if my friend from high school was my son so obviously the haircut I got yesterday was a wise choice." —@HollyBallantine
Some of y'all have emotional attachments to your charcuterie boards, and it's okay...✨
Be warned: Only take this quiz if you REALLY want to know.
"i love when bands are like 'we haven’t played our most popular three songs but we’re leaving the stage now…..don’t ask us to come back out….we won’t do it…..don’t even think about chanting…..'" —@_chase_____
Because any guy who smokes is instantly in the gross category for me, no offense.
Stars Hollow is an interesting place to look for men...👀
This Influencer Simulation Game Will Determine If You Can Make It On The Internet Without Getting Canceled
Welcome to "Under the Influencer," an AI-powered sim that determines whether you can make it in the high-stakes, low-reward world of internet influencing.
20 Cringey And 9 Funny Things Celebrities Did At The Beginning Of The Pandemic That Are Wild To Look Back On Now
It's weird looking back three years later, but I think all celebrities learned it's just sometimes better not to post.
Don't be offended, love you all!
28 Tweets By Women That Made Me LITERALLY Laugh My Ass Off This Month (Like, I Laughed So Hard My Butt Actually Said "Sayonara!" And Fell Off My Body)
"I’m not arguing with anyone who has their own picture as their lock screen. I stepped out of line and I apologize." —@jaxajueny
Here's How Different Famous 30-Year-Olds Of The Past 80 Years Look Compared To Famous 30-Year-Olds Today
30 just looked cooler 40 years ago, but it could also have something to do with the black and white pictures because everyone looks cooler in black and white.
A Pic Of Someone Eating A Rack Of Ribs On A Flight Is Going Viral, And Now I Want To Know Where You Stand On Eating These 32 Foods On A Flight
You got to be real, real bold to even think about doing that.
Pumpkin cookie = October vibes! ✨
"does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? my husband asked what I was reading and I said, 'a room of one's own' and he replied, 'I actually prefer rooms with two or three zones'" —@BrotiGupta
My answer could be different minute-to-minute, TBH.
"I hate saying I have an 'open marriage' bc it’s misleading. We’re only allowed to sleep with people who can help our careers" —@mesallyann
Calling all fashionistas!
Get ready for a new kind of love story where YOU get to be the main character.
Let's See If You Have A NEGATIVE Or POSITIVE Opinion About These 50 People At This Exact Moment In 2023
I would be genuinely surprised if Dolly polled at higher than 5% for dislike, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.
The "sweet and clueless" main characters really be the best ones.
Answer 10 Personality Questions To Get Your Human-Predicted Star Sign And Your AI-Predicted Romantic Future
AI is the future of science AND romance.
Kings are the kids who had to grow up overnight.
Sorry, not everyone is a poet.
Say goodbye to Barbiecore and Coastal Grandmother and hello to...
"No One Else In The World Does It": People Are Sharing The Telltale Signs That Someone Is American, And Some Of These Are Painfully Accurate
"To quote a Latvian woman I met on my trip: 'You hear Americans coming like the thunder.'
I Ranked 133 Celeb's Bathrooms From Best To Worst, And I'm Honestly SHOCKED By How Many Are Ugly And Dysfunctional
Money can't buy you class, but it CAN help celebrities buy some truly horrific looking bathrooms 🤑🚽
If you're not hungry already, you probably will be by the end of this quiz, tbh.
Take this quiz to see which of Alex Warren's songs matches your personality best!
The Ginny & Georgia cast pick which actor they'd love to star in a rom-com with and I have zero notes. Excellent choices.
Let's Decide If Céline Dion Is A Better Singer Than These 30 Artists Who Actually Made Rolling Stone’s Top 200 List
Because I'm still not over it.
Megan Fox Says She's Currently Looking For A Girlfriend, And Now Her Fiancé, Machine Gun Kelly, Has Responded To The Post
It looks as if 2023 is about to get a lil' more interesting for America's favorite couple.
I really didn't think she could top the first reply, but I'm pretty sure she just did.
Let's see if your memory is more than adequate.
This is a tough one, y'all.
Everyone Is Arguing About Who Should Run Twitter, And I Want To Know If You Think These 35 People Would Better Than Elon Musk
I just know Ma would run that place like the Navy.
Jelly donuts = you'll travel more.
Sorry Mom And Dad, This Quiz Will Show You Who Your Parents Actually Are — Spoiler Alter: They're Disney Characters
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most toxic mommy/daddy of them all?
I guarantee "Maddie" will be a 50-50 split because that only seems right to me.
Let us see what sign you are...👀
This quiz will reveal your TRUE name.
Let's see if you're more modern like a Libra or more country like a Taurus...👀
I could see some of these being very split.
You're kinda basic if you pick spaghetti, sorry.
Well, that's not great. Not great at all.
It's time to find out if you'll still be going steady, turning over a new leaf, or settling down for good.
...gettin ready for some ''spooky'' comments.
This quiz is to see if you could hang out with Wednesday.
Though the Statue of David stands tall and erect, his package is what kids today would call a "short king." Nevertheless, his majestic d*ck is truly unmatched, because Michelangelo knew how to expertly handle a tool.
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky...
Timothée Chalamet Seems To Always Be Pulling Looks Lately, So I'm Curious If You Like Them Or Think He's Trying Way Too Hard
Let's decide if it's more of a big slay or big nay.
Your holiday caffeine preferences say a lot about you as a person.
"Gen Z learned the word 'toxic' and hasn't stopped since then."
Let's decide whose genes were stronger.
QUICK! Come Laugh At The 50 Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time Before Twitter Becomes A Barren Wasteland
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog 'NO!' and then more quietly, 'We talked about this!'" —@NicCageMatch
I'm Genuinely Curious If You Find Chris Evans Sexier Than These Guys — Like, These Questions Are Harder Than You Think
I'm so sorry to Chris Evans, but I will always pick early FPJ over anyone.
Any Of These 40 Guys Could Be The 2022 "Sexiest Man Alive," And I'm Curious If You Agree With Me Or Not
It's that time of year again.
I've Rounded Up 45 Of The Most RANDOM Celeb Couples Of The Past 25 Years, So Now Let's Decide If They Should Date Again Or Not
From Mary-Kate and Olivier to Megan Fox and the kid from Seventh Heaven.
If you're a picky eater, you're probably pretty young!
Hailey Bieber Is Considered A Gen Z Style Icon, But I'm Curious About Whether You Think These Outfits Hit Or Missed
Let's play a game of E! Fashion Police with "Gen Z's Jennifer Aniston."
"I support Rhaenyra's rights and also all of her wrongs."
I'd much rather know WHEN I'm going to die than know HOW I'm going to die.