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A reminder to always read the reviews.

"Don't make me think I can hurt you."

Never cross any of these people.

"You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations, I’m Sorry: a novel by me."

"How dont nobody be hearing michael myers sneak up on them in them loud ass timbs."

"Why didn't Cinderella just beat they asses."

"When I was learning to parallel park, my dad used my sister and brother as traffic cones."

Girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? Just reach in and head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars..."

From Lea Michele being illiterate to Khloé Kardashian's paternity, these theories are intense.

They did ~the most~ in the best possible way.

"Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag."

Is it too late to re-record the voices for Wreck-It Ralph 2?

Celebrity siblings are just like us, who knew?

"No biggie, just a Tarantula Hawk Wasp that can put your arm in a state of paralysis."

Who knew the dictionary could be so damn shady?

We deal with a lot.

"Did you notice how much natural light there is?" "The beer?"

If you're in need of a good chuckle – these are for you.

Have you felt the burn of your thighs rubbing together?

The King of Twitter Trolling is back at it again.

It's time we showed some respect to the true heroes of this universe.

Never tell a kid they're allowed to swear.

Warning: These are very, very, NSFW.

You get out what you put in, which in this case, is failure.

Absolute icons.

"Who are you?"

Give these dads a medal.

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"Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a fucking celery."

"I just did a presentation in class and i was stuttering and someone in the back yelled 'RE-RE-REMIX'. I'm dropping out."

Don't come for Chrissy.

The one with all the inconsistencies.

Sometimes things don't work out the way you expect.

They're way ahead of their time.

"I need Chrissy Teigen, I know a bad bitch when I see one."

"You? YOU?!"

"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."

"Sorry class, my dog ate everyone's homework."

"*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town?"

"Just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib."

I'd 100% still eat all of these.

There's no Chrissy Legend here.

Have any of these people ever even MET a woman?

Wearing a jumpsuit and having to get butt-ass naked just to pee.

Why does nobody eat the food they order at restaurants?

Truly a rollercoaster of events.

"FOODHACK: put a bread in the toaster for a crunchy surprise."

"Oh you're a millennial? Name one industry you've killed."

"'This is a mistake' — I whisper as I leave my house."

Me: wow this is fucked up. Vagina: idk it's kinda hot.

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